I can't wrap a present to save my life...
Always end up paying someone to do it for me...
Always end up paying someone to do it for me...
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pro tip my ole man taught me... brown grocery bags are your friend.I can't wrap a present to save my life...
Always end up paying someone to do it for me...
For some reason, I can’t poach an egg worth a shit. And I like poached eggs, so this angers me.
If you hold your hands in front of you with your thumbs pointing at each other and your index finger in the “#1” sign, your left hand is the one that makes a capital L.Left from right. I have no issues with N, S, E, W. If I give directions to anyone, I F it up using right or left.
If you hold your hands in front of you with your thumbs pointing at each other and your index finger in the “#1” sign, your left hand is the one that makes a capital L.
My present wrapping involves a gift bag and tissue paper. Problem solved. Or better yet here's money go buy what you want.I can't wrap a present to save my life...
Always end up paying someone to do it for me...
I had a buddy teach me how to tie a double Windsor knot in college. Any other method looks like a three year old tied it. I can go a year without tying one and it’s still easy, except getting the damn length right. Takes standardizing the starting point of where you hold the tie.Tying a tie. Pisses me off so much.
I have the same problem. Almost killed my wife and I in a snowstorm in the Rockies.Telling right from left. I have to stop and think about it for a second. If I'm in the passenger seat giving directions follow where I point and not what I say
I can listen to the most basic step by step video explaining everything as if it were to a child and I somehow find a way to fudge it up.I had a buddy teach me how to tie a double Windsor knot in college. Any other method looks like a three year old tied it. I can go a year without tying one and it’s still easy, except getting the damn length right. Takes standardizing the starting point of where you hold the tie.
If you hold your hands in front of you with your thumbs pointing at each other and your index finger in the “#1” sign, your left hand is the one that makes a capital L.
Well I am not the one who can’t tell left from right. Just trying to help a brother out....🙂That seems silly to do when you‘re almost 50.
Interesting. I will give this a try if I am making them for multiple people.
I am terrible at spelling the word tomorrow. If it were not for spell check I would just write tmrw every time. Im 35, and fairly intelligent, yet that word pisses me off EVERYTIME.
Although probably not considered a simple task, I am envious of people that know how to juggle.
I had a buddy teach me how to tie a double Windsor knot in college. Any other method looks like a three year old tied it. I can go a year without tying one and it’s still easy, except getting the damn length right. Takes standardizing the starting point of where you hold the tie.
Juggling was part of a kids project for a class in Junior High. We all went outside and he showed us how it was done. I picked it up pretty quick.Once you learn how, it's pretty simple.
Juggling was part of a kids project for a class in Junior High. We all went outside and he showed us how it was done. I picked it up pretty quick.
I did it to impress girls at party's. After a few beers I was done. My thing was to juggle different weights and shapes at the same time. That's hard to do.I got pretty good when I was in college, could do 5 items as long as they were all same size & not too big (i.e. bean bags, golf balls). Got pretty good with juggling pins, but they are hard on your hands & hurt like hell if you mistime something & take it on the tip of your finger.
I can still three items easily, and with a few minutes practice can do 4. No longer quick enough hands to do 5.
I got pretty good when I was in college, could do 5 items as long as they were all same size & not too big (i.e. bean bags, golf balls). Got pretty good with juggling pins, but they are hard on your hands & hurt like hell if you mistime something & take it on the tip of your finger.
I can still three items easily, and with a few minutes practice can do 4. No longer quick enough hands to do 5.
Whenever I wrap presents I am reminded of the soap box racer Homer built.Add me to the wrapping presents list. Always cut too much or too little. Never get ends right. Usually the end product looks like something a little kid would do.
Fold a shirt. I'm sure it's easy as everyone in my house seems to be able to do it. When I do it it's just a balled up mess.
I'm going with fold a sheet.
Hitting it straight and hitting it where you are aiming it are 2 different things.... VERY few people actually hit it “straight” ...even pros.Hitting a golf ball straight is a very complex task! Very few can do it well with consistency.
Make sure the egg is covered with a plate! And yes, I learned this the hard way.He did not. Totally legit. A coffee mug, some water, an egg, and a 'wave.