So, I have a stalker...

[kcnole63]

go full kyle rittenhouse on his ass. stand your ground bro.

Or, you could just go to Sizzler with him and enjoy the meal. Who knows, you might learn something from the guy.

 

[The Tradition]

Or, you could just go to Sizzler with him and enjoy the meal. Who knows, you might learn something from the guy.

No, you don't understand... it's like he thinks I'm a celebrity or something. It's freaking weird!

 

[Saint Louis Attorney]

There's this freaking poor guy who lives outside of our neighborhood gates in a trailer who insists on taking walks through our neighborhood.

Anyway, every time I'm out walking with my tiny little dog, this asshat and his skank wife are out walking around. Every time he sees me he calls me "Charlie" and asks if I want to go to dinner with him at Sizzler.

The police won't do anything about it. Said he's not breaking any laws. What should I do about this?

You called the police about this? LMFAO.

You may be the most stereotypically irrationally white suburban man on Earth.

Let’s get the authorities involved! Lolololl

 

[Saint Louis Attorney]

Fear!

 

[Hawki97]

Uh, I'm Titanium, broseph.

Lifetime Titanium Elite checking in…will our paths cross on the Ambassador line?

 

[The Tradition]

You called the police about this? LMFAO.

You may be the most stereotypically irrationally white suburban man on Earth.

Let’s get the authorities involved! Lolololl

You try walking your little dog and every time you step outside this creepy couple is out there! And why do they call me Charlie???

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

You try walking your little dog and every time you step outside this creepy couple is out there! And why do they call me Charlie???

Is your last name Murphy? Conway? And the Chocolate Factory?

 

[Saint Louis Attorney]

“Officer, I’m uncomfortable (gasp!) while walking my faggy dog because someone I didn’t grow up with spoke to me and I want a government worker to assauge my fear”.

Pussy.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

 

[Chief Turkeyscratch]

You try walking your little dog and every time you step outside this creepy couple is out there! And why do they call me Charlie???

Tell him vagrancy is illegal and to beat it.

 

[kcnole63]

Tell him vagrancy is illegal and to beat it.

Leave it to Turkey to come up with the perfect solution. LOL

 

[Fan In Black]

pffft. sounds real scary iffen you are a little bitch.

 

[kcnole63]

You try walking your little dog and every time you step outside this creepy couple is out there! And why do they call me Charlie???

Do you resemble Charlie Chaplin?

 

[JWolf74]

Shoot him and his wife and claim self defense

It's the Florida way. At least it is if the victim is black.

 

[Chief Turkeyscratch]

It's the Florida way. At least it is if the victim is black.

If they are the harassers why would they be considered a victim?

 

[BelemNole]

Thanks for this, I was having a shitty night but reading two pages of Charlie taking a beating for being a little bitch has really cheered me up.

 

[pink shizzle]

Whip it out. Let him decide.

 

[ping72]

He got confused because you’re always walking around drinking tiger blood.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Plot twist, Trad is actually the stalker that lives in a trailer.

 

[Tenacious E]

The gates are just for show. Like at Disney. Everything is fake in Florida.

Does the city own the streets or is this truly a private development?

 

[Tenacious E]

Tell him vagrancy is illegal and to beat it.

Sounds like the beginning of Rambo.

 

[fredjr82]

Tell me a place that has a better steak than Sizzler and I'll call you a liar.

Found the guy who never fancied a Sirloin Stockade!!!

And can we all agree that this thread really just makes @The Tradition the poor man's (Southern of course) version of @soybean

 

[fredjr82]

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