So I'm a Hawk Fan in a bar in New Orleans

[beans 33]

2 weeks ago at a trade show. Harrah's Casino and I'm sitting at the bar with Iowa gear on and a guy to my right ID's himself as a Michigan fan and asks me the age ol' question do you know what Iowa stands for? Of course my response is "Idiots out wandering around and Idiots out wasting alcohol" and his response is wrong " It's Ohio Without Assholes", cracked me up, had never heard that!

 

[markfromj]

Any bachelorettes around?

 

[Broadhead81]

When people ask me that question I respond , "Yes, its stands for I Often Whoop Ass when people start talking shit about my home state." Usually ends the conversation fairly quickly.

 

[Herkmeister]

When people ask me that question I respond , "Yes, its stands for I Often Whoop Ass when people start talking shit about my home state." Usually ends the conversation fairly quickly.

I just jack the bastud. If it's a woman my wife kicks her ass.

 

[beans 33]

I actually liked it (It's Ohio without assholes) said 2 Iowa fans told him that in the Big House, I had never heard it before.

 

[Pawkhawk1]

I was told by a bartender in Miami Iowa means "I only want alcohol ."

 

[HemiHawk]

While on vacation in Arkansas a lady says to my dad, Iowa stands for Idiots On their Way to Arkansas. My dad responded, we're just trying to raise the IQ of both states. The dumbfounded look on her face was priceless. I remember it vividly.