So my wife went out with a girlfriend last night...

[ChrisVarick]

And her friend sent me a text saying my wife was drunk and talking about us have threesome.

Then I received a text from my wife reading :

"I just threw up and then ate lasagna. I want you to f×ck me in the ×ss tomorrow. Seriously. "

Is it a trap?

 

[Funky Bunch]

pic of both?

 

[sadiehawkins]

Pic of a**

 

[belezabro]

Is eating lasagna now code for going down on a woman?

 

[Pepperman]

And her friend sent me a text saying my wife was drunk and talking about us have threesome.

Then I received a text from my wife reading :

"I just threw up and then ate lasagna. I want you to f×ck me in the ×ss tomorrow. Seriously. "

Is it a trap?

I think you need to post a screen shot of that to Instagram with a caption of "Bae so sweet"

 

[ANYCHawk]

I wanna see a pic of the text...you know to see its real.

 

[jellyfish10]

Potential thread has potential.

 

[Fan In Black]

Is what a trap? F her in the A while friend tosses your salad.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Chances are her and her friend have been scissoring for awhile. You may as well get in on the fun.

 

[Run&Blade]

I think you will be disappointed tomorrow night.

 

[dgordo]

And her friend sent me a text saying my wife was drunk and talking about us have threesome.

Then I received a text from my wife reading :

"I just threw up and then ate lasagna. I want you to f×ck me in the ×ss tomorrow. Seriously. "

Is it a trap?

It's not a trap, your wife loves it in the ass.

 

[Funky Bunch]

She was drunk. She might have meant she wants to PII your butt.

 

[McLovin32]

Potential thread has potential.

Yeah, if there were friggin pics. So far this is nothing but a let down.

 

[StormHawk42]

Screenshots of texts or it didn't happen

Pic of horny wife's horny gf? Or horny wife?

 

[The_Joker13]

I feel like in a month or two ol Chris is gonna be giving us a sob story about how his wife left him. Hope I'm wrong.

 

[HawktimusPrime]

Judging by that text, she's on her way to becoming full blown Lois Feldman. Watch yo' self.

 

[HallofFame]

Sounds like a slut.

 

[Huey Grey]

It's likely some guy got her wet at the bar, she got super horny for him, couldn't seal the deal, so went with plan B.

 

[SoProudNole]

Your wife sounds like trash who doesn't have a problem embarrassing herself in public. Congratulations.

 

[SalAunese]

Your wife is a hoar

 

[bdg8]

no, I am guessing she was asking the waiter at Olive Garden to take a drive on the back road.

 

[Pepperman]

Is it just me, or is anybody else pissed off that he's no longer referring to her as TBW?

 

[IowaNiceHawk]

Ask Stefon Colbert, our culture warrior

 

[YellowSnow51]

Pic of lasagna?

 

[jellyfish10]

Sounds like a slut.

That's awfully judgy. Maybe she's just in the giving...errrrr...taking mood.

 

[h-hawk]

 

[hawkbirch]

And her friend sent me a text saying my wife was drunk and talking about us have threesome.

Then I received a text from my wife reading :

"I just threw up and then ate lasagna. I want you to f×ck me in the ×ss tomorrow. Seriously. "

Is it a trap?

It's a trap. Your sober wife will either not remember sending that text or will get mad that you thought it was serious. Trust me. I'm a woman (no pic) who has drunk texted my husband more than I want to admit.

 

[Pepperman]

I think I figured it out:

Sober wife = TBW

 

[HawktimusPrime]

It's a trap. Your sober wife will either not remember sending that text or will get mad that you thought it was serious. Trust me. I'm a woman (no pic) who has drunk texted my husband more than I want to admit.

Examples of what you texted him? And why wouldn't you/she haven been serious?

 

[SoFla-Hawkeye]

Girlfriend, huh?

 

[jasonrann]

If I were you, I would make sure you have PLENTY of alcoholic beverages (and lube) in the house at all times. You never know when an "oops" might work. Good luck!

 

[ping72]

Who cares if it's a trap...enjoy getting caught in said trap.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Your wife sounds like trash who doesn't have a problem embarrassing herself in public. Congratulations.

Your wife is a hoar

AKA - A girl who knows how to have fun. I think some posters are a little uptight because they won't eat their wive's lasagna, so no one is draining their calzones at night. Good work, OP.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Pic of lasagna?

This shouldn't go unnoticed. Well done. Not the lasagna, the post. Or maybe the lasagna.

 

[Im4Iowa]

Your wife sent me the same text last night.

 

[Lone Clone]

And her friend sent me a text saying my wife was drunk and talking about us have threesome.

Then I received a text from my wife reading :

"I just threw up and then ate lasagna. I want you to f×ck me in the ×ss tomorrow. Seriously. "

Is it a trap?

Sounds like she was drunk, all right. No other reason to hit "reply all."

 

[HawkFantastic]

We need pics to even begin to this this happened.

 

[phantom_204]

Is "Lasagna" the nickname of your wife's friend?

 

[SalAunese]

Calzone and lasagna are odd examples

 

[HawkMD]

I suspect her friend got your wife's phone and sent both texts as a gag. Still could lead to a 3 way.