So that little ditty about Jack and Diane….

[IMCC965]

How the hell do you suck on a chili dog? I don't think I've ever done this.

 

[Funky Bunch]

What is up with Angelina Ballerina's mom?

 

[The Tradition]

How the hell do you suck on a chili dog? I don't think I've ever done this.

You haven't lived, man.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Its a double entendre

 

[The Tradition]

Its a double entendre

Yeah, the "outside the Tastee Freeze" line gives it away.

 

[ClearwaterHawkI]

Its a double entendre

You referring to DVA?

 

[lucas80]

Classic rock ballad. I heard this song on the Fox yesterday on the way to the hoops game and thought about starting this thread.
Eerie that IMCC and I live parallel lives.

 

[IMCC965]

Its a double entendre

OK. But wouldn't it be suckin' on something above the waistline then? Chili dog just seems so below the waist.

 

[IMCC965]

Classic rock ballad. I heard this song on the Fox yesterday on the way to the hoops game and thought about starting this thread.
Eerie that IMCC and I live parallel lives.

LOL. I'm telling you, that "sucking chili dog" verse really stands out.

 

[lucas80]

Wait. Some of you guys are saying lyrics in rock songs sometimes have alternative meanings?

 

[IMCC965]

Wait. Some of you guys are saying lyrics in rock songs sometimes have alternative meanings?

It's a damn chili dog for crying out loud. Say what you mean for the love of God.

 

[swagsurfer02]

I listened to Abby Road backwards and it told me to kill Torbee!

 

[unsubstantiated]

I thought this was a good song.... when I was 13. Then I grew up and was exposed to real rock music, and I realized that this was crappy bubble-gum pop.

The real messed up part is that lame-brained adults still put money into jukeboxes to hear this crap. (usually in the afternoon or early evening when I'm trying to chill and watch a game) What? The six million previous times you have heard this tune werent quite enough? Would you please play 'Dancin in the Dark' and 'Eye of the Tiger', too...

 

[IMCC965]

 

[SuperHawk12]

I thought this was a good song.... when I was 13. Then I grew up and was exposed to real rock music, and I realized that this was crappy bubble-gum pop.

The real messed up part is that lame-brained adults still put money into jukeboxes to hear this crap. (usually in the afternoon or early evening when I'm trying to chill and watch a game) What? The six million previous times you have heard this tune werent quite enough? Would you please play 'Dancin in the Dark' and 'Eye of the Tiger', too...

If you don't like that song, you suck at life.

 

[Fan In Black]

At some point after I was married and had a kid, I heard this song and I finally understood the chorus " life goes on...long after the thrill of living is gone"

 

[bdg8]

If you don't like that song, you suck at life.

Not true. All jcm songs are awful. Just terrible

 

[IMCC965]

Not true. All jcm songs are awful. Just terrible

His first hit in 1979 was his best.

 

[unsubstantiated]

"Aint Even Done With the Night" isn't too bad. "Love and Happiness" is a decent song. The rest of his stuff truly sucks chilidogs.

 

[naturalmwa]

 

[who r u]

 

[DanL53]

I thought this was a good song.... when I was 13. Then I grew up and was exposed to real rock music, and I realized that this was crappy bubble-gum pop.

The real messed up part is that lame-brained adults still put money into jukeboxes to hear this crap. (usually in the afternoon or early evening when I'm trying to chill and watch a game) What? The six million previous times you have heard this tune werent quite enough? Would you please play 'Dancin in the Dark' and 'Eye of the Tiger', too...

So we know your weakness. Hand over your wallet or we will play everything ever done by "Huey Lewis and the News".

 

[DanL53]

At some point after I was married and had a kid, I heard this song and I finally understood the chorus " life goes on...long after the thrill of living is gone"

Yeah...but other bands said it better :



Crank it!!!! But do not open if easily offended.

 

[The Tradition]

Look, if you don't suck on your chili dog, you're going to spill chili on your shirt. It's really not that difficult to understand.

 

[TJ8869]

So we know your weakness. Hand over your wallet or we will play everything ever done by "Huey Lewis and the News".

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Speaking of Huey Lewis, how is it even possible that he was able to sue for writing credit and royalties on Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters"? Didn't anyone on that jury ever hear "Soul Finger" by the Bar-Kays?

"Ghostbusters" is a blatant direct ripoff of "Soul Finger".

 

[lucas80]

I did a little research on the internet today and there are three options: Jack gave BJ's for free ice cream cones, it's about an act so foul I can't understand a woman degrading herself to do it, or it's just lyric about winsome teens in love growing up in Indiana where they had a chain of Tastee Freeze's.
I am going for this all being about winsome teens. Bunch of cretins to say otherwise.

 

[naturalmwa]

I did a little research on the internet today and there are three options: Jack gave BJ's for free ice cream cones, it's about an act so foul I can't understand a woman degrading herself to do it, or it's just lyric about winsome teens in love growing up in Indiana where they had a chain of Tastee Freeze's.
I am going for this all being about winsome teens. Bunch of cretins to say otherwise.

I like option 2

 

[SuperHawk12]

"Aint Even Done With the Night" isn't too bad. "Love and Happiness" is a decent song. The rest of his stuff truly sucks chilidogs.

Pink Houses? Small Town?

I'm not even gonna keep going. You suck at life, and your taste in music sucks.

 

[unsubstantiated]

Pink Houses? Small Town?

I'm not even gonna keep going. You suck at life, and your taste in music sucks.

LOL, please... Try venturing beyond the top 40 crap that nerds listened to on their mom's car radios in the 80's.

 

[ghost80]

Now I get it!

Big Earl's has a Diane's Special. It's a lap dance and a chili dog.

Bet that is popular over the noon hour.