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Some Hawkeye Fans Are Annoying

The 100 old jerks ( I am assuming you mean over the age of 55) you refer to more likely than not represent more than 50% of the Kinnick fan base .

These are the folks who have been to games since the 1970's and whose donations and loyalty have built the foundation of what you enjoy as Iowa Football right now. You can be as funny as you want to be but don't expect me to let you walk through during the game and don't be surprised if I make it clear that you are being an inconsiderate asswipe.

Actually I have aisle seats, and I generally stay there, and my family has had those seats since the 50's, stud. But you don't get to dictate how others behave is the point that I, and everyone else, is trying to make. Some people have small bladders. Some people want a Coke. Some people have friends they want to meet in different parts of the stadium. It's not them that ruins the experience at Kinnick, it's ass hats like you who cause a scene when someone else's version of fun differs from yours.

So you have to stand up for an extra 30 seconds to politely let someone by? Who cares? Get off your lazy ass and act like a gentleman instead of some entitled prick who thinks they deserve something because they paid exactly the same as 70,000 other people. Get off your high horse, no one is impressed with your internet tough guy routine.

Sincerely,
Everyone
 
When the game is being played sit down and watch it, when there is a time out or break in the action then get up and move. It's really simple courtesy and proper etiquette. I do not give a rats ass about what how society has evolved or changed, some basic rules always apply so do not expect me to accept being inconvenienced when some inconsiderate moron wants to walk in front of me when the game is being played , it is not going to happen .

Here’s a basic rule for you. STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! You’re an old codger, you should remember this basic rule. You have to earn respect In order for people to follow you.

You have newbied your way in here and started barking your drivel at loyal Iowa fans for something that happens at every major event across the world. Even people who have respect for others and follow your arbitrary, dictatorlike rules on their own are going to tell you to pound sand because you have decided to portray yourself as a gigantic dbag and a-hole.

I’m not sure whether to continue to verbally bitch slap you or congratulate you on being a top shelf troll. Either way, kiss my entire @$$.
 
Ideally, folks wait to move until there is a break in the action, but shit happens. Instead of being a complete asshole, get out of your seat, let them through, and politely ask "next time would you mind waiting until the game is between plays?"

It's sad that a grown man needs to be given this advice, but you clearly have the demeanor of a 5 year old.
 
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Actually I have aisle seats, and I generally stay there, and my family has had those seats since the 50's, stud. But you don't get to dictate how others behave is the point that I, and everyone else, is trying to make. Some people have small bladders. Some people want a Coke. Some people have friends they want to meet in different parts of the stadium. It's not them that ruins the experience at Kinnick, it's ass hats like you who cause a scene when someone else's version of fun differs from yours.

So you have to stand up for an extra 30 seconds to politely let someone by? Who cares? Get off your lazy ass and act like a gentleman instead of some entitled prick who thinks they deserve something because they paid exactly the same as 70,000 other people. Get off your high horse, no one is impressed with your internet tough guy routine.

Sincerely,
Everyone


Just don't walk by when the game is in action... simple as that ...wait until there is a timeout or break in the action for god sakes is that so tough to do
 
Here’s a basic rule for you. STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! You’re an old codger, you should remember this basic rule. You have to earn respect In order for people to follow you.

You have newbied your way in here and started barking your drivel at loyal Iowa fans for something that happens at every major event across the world. Even people who have respect for others and follow your arbitrary, dictatorlike rules on their own are going to tell you to pound sand because you have decided to portray yourself as a gigantic dbag and a-hole.

I’m not sure whether to continue to verbally bitch slap you or congratulate you on being a top shelf troll. Either way, kiss my entire @$$.


I've been posting on this board since it started douchbag... I can post whatever the heck I want to .. when I want to and as long as I want to .. I can also tell you your am asshat if you walk in front of me during action at the game ..I don't need your respect nor anyone else's on this stupid ass board.. you can quite literally kiss my ass if you don't agree with me..I'd rather be an old codger than a young asswipe .. so take that MR. ASSWIPE
 
Just don't walk by when the game is in action... simple as that ...wait until there is a timeout or break in the action for god sakes is that so tough to do

When there are jerks like you who won't let people past, sometimes it takes a few minutes to make it down the row. Ever think that you're the problem, not others? I bet you hate it when the soda vendors come by and you're forced to pass someone a Coke, too. Sorry dude, you're a butthead.
 
When there are jerks like you who won't let people past, sometimes it takes a few minutes to make it down the row. Ever think that you're the problem, not others? I bet you hate it when the soda vendors come by and you're forced to pass someone a Coke, too. Sorry dude, you're a butthead.

Why don't you just wait until a TV timeout or halftime... you have plenty of time to do what you need to do..and yeah I do not need to pass down a Coke they can go get it themselves if they want one that bad... anyone that would pay $4.50 or 5 bucks or whatever they charge nowadays are probably the same stupidpeoe who try to walk in front of people when the game is playing .
 
Ideally, folks wait to move until there is a break in the action, but shit happens. Instead of being a complete asshole, get out of your seat, let them through, and politely ask "next time would you mind waiting until the game is between plays?"

It's sad that a grown man needs to be given this advice, but you clearly have the demeanor of a 5 year old.


Uh no... I am not going to lecture to a grown up person who should know better than a 5 year old child... if you're that rude and inconsiderate your just going to have to wait..do not do stupid things or expect stupid things to happen to you
 
Why don't you just wait until a TV timeout or halftime... you have plenty of time to do what you need to do..and yeah I do not need to pass down a Coke they can go get it themselves if they want one that bad... anyone that would pay $4.50 or 5 bucks or whatever they charge nowadays are probably the same stupidpeoe who try to walk in front of people when the game is playing .

So now we are stuck, you won't pass a Coke down the row so we have to go get it.....walking in front of you......what size of shoe do you wear? I want to make sure it's a decent target as I walk by during a play......or are you blessed with the small feet, small hands syndrome.............
 
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Why don't you just wait until a TV timeout or halftime... you have plenty of time to do what you need to do..and yeah I do not need to pass down a Coke they can go get it themselves if they want one that bad... anyone that would pay $4.50 or 5 bucks or whatever they charge nowadays are probably the same stupidpeoe who try to walk in front of people when the game is playing .

As I've already said, personally I do wait because, like you, I don't want to miss the game. Why do you let someone walking in front of you for 3.1 seconds ruin the experience for you? Why do you let someone else have that much power over your enjoyment of the game?

And you seriously won't pass a Coke down? I was using hyperbole as an extreme example because no one would really be that big of an asshole. So now I'm pretty sure you're just trolling, and I don't really know why that would be fun for you.

So, either you're the biggest sack of penises to inhabit Kinnick Stadium or you're an internet troll. Either way, I'm not wasting any more breath on you.
 
Ya, son, that is at least da 3rd time you've made that junior high comment. Please don't disrespect da name of an Iowa State hero, a black football player who died from injuries in a game against Minnesota. Would never mock da name of Nile Kinnick. You're better than a that. Thanks :)

Jack Trice wouldn’t appreciate thousands of empty seats at Wack Trice Stadium, son. Kinnick sells out. Wack Trice doesn’t. Four straight. Owned. :)
 
Uh no... I am not going to lecture to a grown up person who should know better than a 5 year old child... if you're that rude and inconsiderate your just going to have to wait..do not do stupid things or expect stupid things to happen to you

First of all, it's "you're," not "your." And asking someone (politely) to reconsider when they leave the next time, is not lecturing someone. It's what mature adults do when things don't go their way.

I feel sorry for you. What a pathetic life you must live to be so caught up in something so small. Enjoy being a miserable human being the rest of your life.
 
I've been posting on this board since it started douchbag... I can post whatever the heck I want to .. when I want to and as long as I want to .. I can also tell you your am asshat if you walk in front of me during action at the game ..I don't need your respect nor anyone else's on this stupid ass board.. you can quite literally kiss my ass if you don't agree with me..I'd rather be an old codger than a young asswipe .. so take that MR. ASSWIPE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love it. Codger gonna codger. Based on your Iowa game attendance timeline and mine, you aren't that much older than I am I reckon. You're just a pathetic man opining for the days of yore.

However, you are absolutely right. You can post whatever you want. No one is saying you can't.

But guess what, so can all of the rest of us. That is the beauty of this board.

The difference though, between your simple intellect and the rest of us is, you started trying to tell people what to do. That just makes you a dictatorial nimrod that most people on this post, with the exception of a single Cyclone poster and maybe a fellow codger or two, disagree with. But you absolutely have the right to double, triple, and quadruple down and make yourself look stupider and stupider. You really don't need me to help you with that.

Much like you have the right to post whatever you want whenever you want, I have the right to walk in late, get up in the middle of a play, look at my phone, stand the whole game, and leave whenever I want. Your right to say whatever you want also grants me that same right to say whatever I want back to you. However, my right to partake in any of the aforementioned events at a game doesn't give you the right to put your foot up my ass, no matter how much you want to. However, if you were to attempt to put your foot up my ass, I WOULD have the right to kick 8 different flavors of dog crap out of you in self defense. Ain't that a bitch.

By the way, Mr. Asswipe is a sweet name. I am going to keep that one.
 
First of all, it's "you're," not "your." And asking someone (politely) to reconsider when they leave the next time, is not lecturing someone. It's what mature adults do when things don't go their way.

I feel sorry for you. What a pathetic life you must live to be so caught up in something so small. Enjoy being a miserable human being the rest of your life.
Ya, I must say da hospitality on this site to a outside guests or alternate points of view, is as warm as da Russian front. lol
 
This thread is still going on??? I figured about three people would say, "yes" and this thread would die.
I think all of you should just fricken beat the hell out of each other at the games! Now that's entertainment!
I'm going to start a real melee next game by kneeling during the wave. ;)
 
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Still waiting for the OP to let me know if I'm allowed to stand up during a game as long as I stay in my designated seat or do I need to sit the whole game. :(
 
Why don't you just wait until a TV timeout or halftime... you have plenty of time to do what you need to do..and yeah I do not need to pass down a Coke they can go get it themselves if they want one that bad... anyone that would pay $4.50 or 5 bucks or whatever they charge nowadays are probably the same stupidpeoe who try to walk in front of people when the game is playing .
While I believe there is a happy medium here, try getting up and walking out of your section during action in a Blackhawks, or for that matter, any hockey game. In fact, sections are often blocked off until a break in the action. Common courtesy.
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love it. Codger gonna codger. Based on your Iowa game attendance timeline and mine, you aren't that much older than I am I reckon. You're just a pathetic man opining for the days of yore.

However, you are absolutely right. You can post whatever you want. No one is saying you can't.

But guess what, so can all of the rest of us. That is the beauty of this board.

The difference though, between your simple intellect and the rest of us is, you started trying to tell people what to do. That just makes you a dictatorial nimrod that most people on this post, with the exception of a single Cyclone poster and maybe a fellow codger or two, disagree with. But you absolutely have the right to double, triple, and quadruple down and make yourself look stupider and stupider. You really don't need me to help you with that.

Much like you have the right to post whatever you want whenever you want, I have the right to walk in late, get up in the middle of a play, look at my phone, stand the whole game, and leave whenever I want. Your right to say whatever you want also grants me that same right to say whatever I want back to you. However, my right to partake in any of the aforementioned events at a game doesn't give you the right to put your foot up my ass, no matter how much you want to. However, if you were to attempt to put your foot up my ass, I WOULD have the right to kick 8 different flavors of dog crap out of you in self defense. Ain't that a bitch.

By the way, Mr. Asswipe is a sweet name. I am going to keep that one.
I tend to agree with the majority of what you said with the basic exception of standing the whole game if you want, because it is your right. While it may be your right, it makes you a douche. I was at the game on Saturday and watched a rather large man be the only person standing in a section for maybe the first 5 minutes of the game. You know who was right behind him, a kid, who then had to try and look around him. My guess is the Dad did not want to make a scene. I could care less about passing down a coke, even getting up to go out during play, but sit your ass down until the person who is in front of you stands up, or the play on the field dictates you standing. Fair enough?
 
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Let’s get one thing perfectly clear. You are no guest. A guest implies that you’re wanted which I can assure you with absolute certainty is not the case.
Ya, like I said, welcome to da Russian front lol

PS - I believe this is a free, open to da public, forum? lol
 
Let’s get one thing perfectly clear. You are no guest. A guest implies that you’re wanted which I can assure you with absolute certainty is not the case.
I'm pretty sure he's wanted by the people who own/run the site. They want all the clicks they can get. I don't think anyone cares who you want or who you welcome. Isn't this a great country?
 
I'm pretty sure he's wanted by the people who own/run the site. They want all the clicks they can get. I don't think anyone cares who you want or who you welcome. Isn't this a great country?

Its good to hear from the second most hated guy on this site. Careful coach, the OP is trying to take your spot.
 
I tend to agree with the majority of what you said with the basic exception of standing the whole game if you want, because it is your right. While it may be your right, it makes you a douche. I was at the game on Saturday and watched a rather large man be the only person standing in a section for maybe the first 5 minutes of the game. You know who was right behind him, a kid, who then had to try and look around him. My guess is the Dad did not want to make a scene. I could care less about passing down a coke, even getting up to go out during play, but sit your ass down until the person who is in front of you stands up, or the play on the field dictates you standing. Fair enough?

I’ll buy that 90%. It absolutely depends on which section you are in and who is around you.

Look, I can get annoyed by all of the same things the OP and others have called out. Common courtesy absolutely should be adhered to if and when possible. Being a decent human being is something that should be a part of the life experience, particularly in the MidWest.

The section I was in Saturday stood the entire game, so we stood the entire game. Had there been a kid behind our group, we would have made sure the kid and his family could see everything and enjoy the game.

My beef is more with the OP being a complete horse’s butt about what’s stuck in his craw. He is demanding everyone follow his edict and offers no exceptions. He went as far as to physically threaten people that don’t follow his edict. I think he is a troll merely attempting to stir the pot, so I am trying to make him look foolish.
 
Its good to hear from the second most hated guy on this site. Careful coach, the OP is trying to take your spot.
Oh, no one hates me. It's just chat on an anonymous site. Do you really 'hate' me? If you think you hate me now, wait till you get to know me. :)
 
If everyone shows up an hour and a half before kick-off, the lines to get in and the crowds in the narrow Kinnick concourses will make it such that many thousands still can't get to their seats before kick-off.

Same with everyone waiting for a time-out.

So... people would still be walking in front of you during live action.

But, at least everyone would be doing things the way you want them done.
 
Go ahead and cross in front of me and try to find your seats 10 minutes after the game starts and I guarantee you you will not be getting by me anytime fast... and while your at it, try to cross in front of me during the live action or during a play and you might find a foot up your ass.

Another ID for Cytwins. What is this, 20 now?
 
Still waiting for the OP to let me know if I'm allowed to stand up during a game as long as I stay in my designated seat or do I need to sit the whole game. :(
If your in the student section and they are standing the whole game than great stand up .. if there is a big exciting moment and the people in front of you are standing or if they are playing g the fight song go ahead and stand up .. but if your just standing up for long periods of time with no real reason than sit your ass down so the person in back of you can see common courtesy goes a long ways
 
I've been posting on this board since it started douchbag... I can post whatever the heck I want to .. when I want to and as long as I want to .. I can also tell you your am asshat if you walk in front of me during action at the game ..I don't need your respect nor anyone else's on this stupid ass board.. you can quite literally kiss my ass if you don't agree with me..I'd rather be an old codger than a young asswipe .. so take that MR. ASSWIPE
OP lectures everyone on politeness....then calls them asswipes and douchebags o_O
 
Does the OP realize that probably not a single person who pisses him off at the stadium has even read this? Seems like kind of a waste of time and effort on his part.
 
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If your in the student section and they are standing the whole game than great stand up .. if there is a big exciting moment and the people in front of you are standing or if they are playing g the fight song go ahead and stand up .. but if your just standing up for long periods of time with no real reason than sit your ass down so the person in back of you can see common courtesy goes a long ways

But how will I know what qualifies as an exciting moment? Do you have a phone number so I can text you or should I just make sure my seats are near you so I can look over and you can give me the nod of approval when it's ok to stand up?

Like what if it's the start of the 2nd quarter, Iowa ball on their own 25, I-formation with Easley on one side, ISM on the other, and Fant on the line...play action, Fant brushes off his LB and blows by the safety and is wide open down the middle of the field...I see it and know the bomb is coming, can I stand up and scream because we're about to score a 75 yard TD? Or does that not qualify as exciting/I have to sit until he actually crosses the goal line before I can cheer?
 
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