The 100 old jerks ( I am assuming you mean over the age of 55) you refer to more likely than not represent more than 50% of the Kinnick fan base .
These are the folks who have been to games since the 1970's and whose donations and loyalty have built the foundation of what you enjoy as Iowa Football right now. You can be as funny as you want to be but don't expect me to let you walk through during the game and don't be surprised if I make it clear that you are being an inconsiderate asswipe.
Actually I have aisle seats, and I generally stay there, and my family has had those seats since the 50's, stud. But you don't get to dictate how others behave is the point that I, and everyone else, is trying to make. Some people have small bladders. Some people want a Coke. Some people have friends they want to meet in different parts of the stadium. It's not them that ruins the experience at Kinnick, it's ass hats like you who cause a scene when someone else's version of fun differs from yours.
So you have to stand up for an extra 30 seconds to politely let someone by? Who cares? Get off your lazy ass and act like a gentleman instead of some entitled prick who thinks they deserve something because they paid exactly the same as 70,000 other people. Get off your high horse, no one is impressed with your internet tough guy routine.
Sincerely,
Everyone