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Some tips for your next negotiation

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Guy has a slight obsession with penises.

Those guys are almost always all bark and no bite. If they have a good case they know it and you know it. Nobody needs to strut around like Rambo.
 
Guy has a slight obsession with penises.

Those guys are almost always all bark and no bite. If they have a good case they know it and you know it. Nobody needs to strut around like Rambo.

When the facts are on your side, you pound the facts.
When the law is on your side, you pound the laws.

When neither the facts or the law are on your side, you pound the table**

**And yell about "eating a bowl of dicks", etc etc.
 
From time to time I've said "bag of dix" but perhaps I should switch to bowl- it sounds better. Maybe even a platter of dix.
 
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