Someone broke into Joe Burrow’s home last night

[TJ8869]

Burrow is the latest high profile athlete to have his home burglarized while he was known to be out of town for a game. First it was Kelce and Mahomes. Last night someone burglarized Burrow’s house while he was in Texas to play the Cowboys on MNF.

A swimsuit model named Olivia Ponton arrived at the home to find a shattered bedroom window and the room ransacked. She immediately called her mother, who called 911, and now police are investigating to see if this is some sort of organize crime ring.

 

[HROT]

The real crime are those A cups

 

[TJ8869]

 

[BelemNole]

she seems nice

 

[TJ8869]

The real crime are those A cups

I’d be willing to let her victimize me.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Man, what is it that NFL quarterbacks have that I don’t.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

Man, what is it that NFL quarterbacks have that I don’t.

Charming wit?

 

[NDallasRuss]

The real crime are those A cups

I disagree. She's doing just fine.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Joe be gettin' himself some ponton poon tang.

 

[TJ8869]

I disagree. She's doing just fine.

As soon as I looked up her pics to post one I knew some dumbass was going to complain about her breast size, as if every other square inch of her body isn’t perfection.

 

[lucas80]

The real crime are those A cups

She's built for speed and handling in tight turns.
The other girlfriend probably has a giant rack.

 

[torbee]

she seems nice

But a member of the IBTC, which is unfortunate.

 

[lucas80]

To the criminal aspect, I think it's 5-6, or more pro athletes who have been robbed recently, right? Didn't some NBA players get his while their team was on the road, too? I can see it being a criminal ring, it seems like it's happening too often. You would assume these guys live in somewhat secure neighborhoods or buildings.

 

[HROT]

To the criminal aspect, I think it's 5-6, or more pro athletes who have been robbed recently, right? Didn't some NBA players get his while their team was on the road, too? I can see it being a criminal ring, it seems like it's happening too often. You would assume these guys live in somewhat secure neighborhoods or buildings.

Yeah. I think I saw a report it was believed to be tied to some ‘South American crime syndicate’.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

As soon as I looked up her pics to post one I knew some dumbass was going to complain about her breast size, as if every other square inch of her body isn’t perfection.

Exactly. Ain't no reason you can't motorboat her, I dunno, knees or something! 🙄

 

[TJ8869]

To the criminal aspect, I think it's 5-6, or more pro athletes who have been robbed recently, right? Didn't some NBA players get his while their team was on the road, too? I can see it being a criminal ring, it seems like it's happening too often. You would assume these guys live in somewhat secure neighborhoods or buildings.

All I know is that if I was a high-profile NFL quarterback I would be installing some innovative security measures in my home right now.

I’m thinking 1/4” thick steel plates concealed in the walls next to each door and window. As soon as an intruder is detected the plates quickly slide into position, blocking all avenues of escape.

Then all the lights in the house turn off and the home audio system plays a recording of Chazz Palminteri saying “Now yous can’t leave.”

Next, ear-piercing deathcore music while infrared cameras live-stream your predicament to Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

 

[SolarHawk]

What happened to her bewbs? Wood knot.

 

[BelemNole]

But a member of the IBTC, which is unfortunate.

We know your type.

 

[dgordo]

Burrow is the latest high profile athlete to have his home burglarized while he was known to be out of town for a game. First it was Kelce and Mahomes. Last night someone burglarized Burrow’s house while he was in Texas to play the Cowboys on MNF.

A swimsuit model named Olivia Ponton arrived at the home to find a shattered bedroom window and the room ransacked. She immediately called her mother, who called 911, and now police are investigating to see if this is some sort of organize crime ring.

Someone stole her bewbs.

 

[goldmom]

Man, what is it that NFL quarterbacks have that I don’t.

$$$$$$$
Oh and a LOT of them have nice buns. 😎
Seriously there’s an organized ring out of South America and the Lesgue has warned the players for a few weeks about it.
He should have hired a security firm to be there while he’s traveling. He can afford it.

 

[Fan In Black]

holy shit. she is hotter than a ****ing grease fire