Someone mailed poop to every Ohio republican state senator

[Morrison71]

'It's another crappy day': Investigation underway into feces mailed to Ohio GOP senators

Every Republican member of the Ohio Senate was sent envelopes containing feces, but they were intercepted before being delivered.

www.dispatch.com

All 25 Republican members of the Ohio Senate were mailed envelopes full of feces on Thursday morning launching a federal investigation.

The packages arrived after being sent almost a week earlier from a Cleveland post office.

The packages were intercepted by Statehouse, Cleveland and Akron post offices before reaching the senators, according to a statement from Ohio House spokesman John Fortney. He wasn't able to say whether similar envelopes had been sent to Ohio House Republicans as well.

The incident is being investigated by the U.S. Postal Inspector as a federal crime. Fortney wrote in a statement the Ohio Highway Patrol has also been notified.

 

[BelemNole]

That's a lot of shit.

 

[claykenny]

I will never understand some people.

But I guess I’d rather have a nut mail me feces than show up with a gun, though.

 

[Funky Bunch]

@WorldSeriesChamps2015 is the odds on favorite

 

[Bank of Hawk]

A new variation of the Cleveland steamer?

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

@WorldSeriesChamps2015 is the odds on favorite

 

[lonestar50]

Maybe I live a sheltered life but I never knew there were multiple websites that offer this service. I wonder if they used shitexpress.com or poopsenders.com

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[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Maybe I live a sheltered life but I never knew there were multiple websites that offer this service. I wonder if they used shitexpress.com or poopsenders.com

Send shit in a box · Anonymous poop delivery · Shitexpress

✅ Mail a real piece of shit in a box ✅ 100% anonymous poop delivery ✅ Horse manure and elephant dung available ✅ Order from the ultimate poop senders ✅ Send someone poop ✅

www.shitexpress.com

Poop Senders - The ULTIMATE Gag Gift - SWEET Revenge at its FINEST

Anonymously send a package of poop to your friends or enemies. The ultimate gag gift. Sweet revenge at its finest.

poopsenders.com

I just got a weird boner

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I LOLed pretty hard when I opened this thread. Genius. Hopefully he/she has never given a DNA sample. Now, if we can get an envelope of caca to every Husker season ticket holder.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

I will never understand some people.

But I guess I’d rather have a nut mail me feces than show up with a gun, though.

On a side note, an old friend of mine works at John Deere in Waterloo. For a few months, several years ago, somebody who worked on the night shift took it upon himself/herself to leave regular fecal deposits on the pristine shop floors in the alleys of a supply area where fork lifts would operate. First shift employees would often be victims of the "turd bandit" as he/she was called. 😂

 

[mnole03]

I’ve put together a list of suspects.

https://www.whitepages.com/name/Pu/OH?fs=1&searchedName=Pu

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I’ve put together a list of suspects.

https://www.whitepages.com/name/Pu/OH?fs=1&searchedName=Pu

I suspect Hang Pu

 

[mnole03]

I suspect Hang Pu

Male Pu. Case closed.

 

[Joes Place]

'It's another crappy day': Investigation underway into feces mailed to Ohio GOP senators

Every Republican member of the Ohio Senate was sent envelopes containing feces, but they were intercepted before being delivered.

www.dispatch.com

All 25 Republican members of the Ohio Senate were mailed envelopes full of feces on Thursday morning launching a federal investigation.

The packages arrived after being sent almost a week earlier from a Cleveland post office.

The packages were intercepted by Statehouse, Cleveland and Akron post offices before reaching the senators, according to a statement from Ohio House spokesman John Fortney. He wasn't able to say whether similar envelopes had been sent to Ohio House Republicans as well.

The incident is being investigated by the U.S. Postal Inspector as a federal crime. Fortney wrote in a statement the Ohio Highway Patrol has also been notified.

To be fair....that state is turning into a dump... (rimshot)

 

[Mike Zierath]

A new variation of the Cleveland streamer?

Cleveland Steamer

Steamer

You know, like taking a dump on someone.......dropping a steaming hot pile of crap.

This could be a WOB.............

Z

 

[Joes Place]

Cleveland Steamer

Steamer

You know, like taking a dump on someone.......dropping a steaming hot pile of crap.

This could be a WOB.............

Z

Cleveland Streamer: A Cleveland Steamer, where instead of a regular dump, the perp is experiencing explosive diarrhea....

 

[jasonrann]

Coworkers and I used one of these services about 25 years ago and sent it to a coworker. He never said a word about it. Point made.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

South Park did an episode about this, Cartman offering services for kids to get back at their parents.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Cleveland Steamer

Steamer

You know, like taking a dump on someone.......dropping a steaming hot pile of crap.

This could be a WOB.............

Z

Reported!!

 

[QChawks]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Bio hazard shipped through the US mail? May be a more serious offense than the court jester thought...

 

[drew_hawk]

A new variation of the Cleveland steamer?

 

[Thunderlips71]

And these guys deserved it

 

[lucas80]

Pretty stupid and it just makes Dems look bad.
Probably a false flag.

 

[jaxhawk06]

I have so many questions. Human poop? Is from a same person or many people? What was this person's diet?

 

[CarterHall]

That's insulting to the sh!t.