South Carolina Has Cost Saving Concept For Capital Punishment

[LuteHawk]

The state of South Carolina still uses the Electric Chair for capital
punishment. They now have a cost-saving remedy concerning the
criminal's last meal.

The convicted prisoner gets a Red Baron frozen pizza as he sits
down for his last meal in the electric chair. Obviously, the frozen
pizza heats up fast as the convict is electrically warmed up himself.

Bottom Line: It is cheaper to serve a frozen pizza on the electric
chair instead of a full steak dinner in the prisoner's cell.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

theres 20 second of my life i'll never get back

 

[QChawks]

 

[McLovin32]

theres 20 second of my life i'll never get back

That's what OP's mom said after I got done.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

That's what OP's mom said after I got done.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching the interactions some people on this board have with other humans in real life.

 

[Bro D]

Lute Lute Lute!!! GOAT

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

The state of South Carolina still uses the Electric Chair for capital
punishment. They now have a cost-saving remedy concerning the
criminal's last meal.

The convicted prisoner gets a Red Baron frozen pizza as he sits
down for his last meal in the electric chair. Obviously, the frozen
pizza heats up fast as the convict is electrically warmed up himself.

Bottom Line: It is cheaper to serve a frozen pizza on the electric
chair instead of a full steak dinner in the prisoner's cell.

 

[hawkeyeandy]

That's what OP's mom said after I got done.

And this:

 

[millah_22]

The state of South Carolina still uses the Electric Chair for capital
punishment. They now have a cost-saving remedy concerning the
criminal's last meal.

The convicted prisoner gets a Red Baron frozen pizza as he sits
down for his last meal in the electric chair. Obviously, the frozen
pizza heats up fast as the convict is electrically warmed up himself.

Bottom Line: It is cheaper to serve a frozen pizza on the electric
chair instead of a full steak dinner in the prisoner's cell.

Jesus would love this joke.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

If Lute was a little younger ( like 40 -50 years ) he'd be Elon's right hand man in DOGE...

 

[bagdropper]

And yet, he is not wrong.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

Your Mother is a whore for that post.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

The state of South Carolina still uses the Electric Chair for capital
punishment. They now have a cost-saving remedy concerning the
criminal's last meal.

The convicted prisoner gets a Red Baron frozen pizza as he sits
down for his last meal in the electric chair. Obviously, the frozen
pizza heats up fast as the convict is electrically warmed up himself.

Bottom Line: It is cheaper to serve a frozen pizza on the electric
chair instead of a full steak dinner in the prisoner's cell.

I like Red Baron pizza. 6/10.

 

[joelbc1]

Does So. Carolina generate the chair’s juice from solar panels? In the long run, that would be cost efficient too, right??

 

[Aardvark86]

The state of South Carolina still uses the Electric Chair for capital
punishment. They now have a cost-saving remedy concerning the
criminal's last meal.

The convicted prisoner gets a Red Baron frozen pizza as he sits
down for his last meal in the electric chair. Obviously, the frozen
pizza heats up fast as the convict is electrically warmed up himself.

Bottom Line: It is cheaper to serve a frozen pizza on the electric
chair instead of a full steak dinner in the prisoner's cell.

My brother always said we needed electric bleachers