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Squirting

CJ Beat Hard

HR Heisman
Dec 15, 2016
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Does your wife or girlfriend squirt or is that only reserved for porn stars? Please discuss with pictures when necessary
 
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Had a one night stand that was a squirter. We were at her place, and I left immediately after we were done, so it was coo. I woulda been real mad if it happened in my bed.
 
Time for a CSB. A buddy of mine, who is now in prison, had a bachelor party. We take a bus and head to Big Earl’s. It happens to be the night when they have an act that sucked up water in a baby pool and squirted it back out. Those guys who were there for their bachelor parties could sit in the front row and get blasted with the squirts into their face. Buddy gets sprayed. A few days before the wedding he breaks out with nasty rash all over his face. He tells his soon to be ex wife what happened. Go to doctor and tell him. Says must be some STD.


Goes and gets a second opinion and finds out it just shingles from all the pre wedding stress.
 
Y'all are slipping... I'd made an OP's mom comment but since I'm trying to get in OPs pants, I'll refrain ;)
 
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