Ryan wins because her assets are natural.
From Howard Stern a LONG time ago.
"Howard: "Hey Jolene, can I ask one last question?"
Jolene: "Yeah....."
Howard: "A bunch of guys called in. They want to know, do you have real breasts or fake?"
Jolene: "Fake."
Howard: "They're fake!?!"
Jolene: "Yeah."
Robin: "Well, they look real!"
Howard: "Damn, we said they were real... They're real good. Don't feel bad about that. You look perfect."
Jolene: "Oh no, I don't. I did it about ten years ago..."
Bababooey: "You did it when you were seventeen!?"
Jolene: "Yeah."
Robin: "Wha?"
Bababooey: "Why did you do it when you were seventeen? Just for yourself?"
Jolene: "Yeah, I did it completely for myself. I didn't tell anybody."
Howard: "You're wild!"
Robin: "That's amazing, at seventeen."
Howard: "That's the right age to start."
Bababooey: "She gave herself a graduation present."
Howard: "They're PERFECT!"
Robin: "But do you realize, she got those breasts even before she had ever had sex!"
Howard: "That's what you should do, that way no one knows."
Stuttering John (I think): "Are they D cups!?"
Howard: "Be quiet! That's a sensitive question. You know what, you're a little bit gross... Are they D cups?"
(laughs)
Jolene: "They're nice Bs."
Howard: "They're Bs?!"
(everyone talking at once)
Bababooey: "Get outa here!"
Howard: "No, you're a C at least."
Jolene: "B"
(everyone's still talking at once)
Howard: "Stop the madness! What, you started out as an A?"
Jolene: "It's just on a small frame, that's why..."
Howard: "Alright. You look great, that's all I have to say."
Jolene: "If they were C's, that'd be gross.""