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That's a lot of dead chickens.

Brushy Bill

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If chickens could experience fear, how afraid would they be of Superbowl Sunday.

"1.3 billion chicken wings will be consumed during Super Bowl 50 — an amount so large that one of the recent Powerball winners could only afford to buy 76% of them. "

The National Chicken Council
 
If chickens could experience fear, how afraid would they be of Superbowl Sunday.

"1.3 billion chicken wings will be consumed during Super Bowl 50 — an amount so large that one of the recent Powerball winners could only afford to buy 76% of them. "

The National Chicken Council


We're having grilled Mahi Mahi, tonight.
 
That's only 6-7 wings per Super Bowl viewer.

Yeah, but gets pretty gross when you do the math for the number of those viewers that eat chicken wings. Maybe 20%? I'd guess it's less than that, but even then you're talking 30/person.
 
You don't have to kill the chicken to cut off the wings.

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Why don't Americans chicken feet?
My dad did, and it was gross. When we went to grandma's on my mom's side there would usually be a fight for the feet and gizzards among the older men. Not me.
I have distinct memories of grandma going out to the coop, there being a helluva ruckus, then a few hours later we'd have the best fried chicken.
 
My dad did, and it was gross. When we went to grandma's on my mom's side there would usually be a fight for the feet and gizzards among the older men. Not me.
I have distinct memories of grandma going out to the coop, there being a helluva ruckus, then a few hours later we'd have the best fried chicken.
My grandma and her sisters would have a full day of cleaning chickens. Good eating for sure.
 
My grandma and her sisters would have a full day of cleaning chickens. Good eating for sure.
Woman's work. The men, and us child laborers, spread the manure and worked the gardens around the farm house. I can still picture grandma's cast iron skillet. Black as a lump of coal, and filled with chicken.
 
My dad did, and it was gross. When we went to grandma's on my mom's side there would usually be a fight for the feet and gizzards among the older men. Not me.
I have distinct memories of grandma going out to the coop, there being a helluva ruckus, then a few hours later we'd have the best fried chicken.
Heh,sounds like you got to skip the middle man, so to speak. My younger brother and I went chicken-catchin with my grandma. My proudest day came when I was about 9 (I think) and grandma handed me the leg hook so I could catch dinner. Our family was big enough that it took two chickens to make Sunday dinner. When I caught the chicken grandma grabbed it and took it over to the choppin' stump. It had a couple of strategically placed nails hammered into and and grandma would put the chicken's neck between those nails, pick up the axe and WHACK! Off goes the head. then she'd turn the headless carcass loose to flop around for a while. When the carcasses quit flopping, we hauled them back up to the house where there was a great big pot of boiling water that we dunked them in for a few minutes to soften up the feathers. Then we pulled them out and started shucking feathers. Grandma took care of gutting them and cutting them up for frying.

In the end, even a little kid could feel like he kind of earned his dinner. My grandma's fried chicken was something special. One of my sisters has been trying to duplicate it for years and can't quite figure out the secret ingredient.
 
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