The NFL is trolling Cowboys fans....right?

[95Hawk]

The cover of the November 2015 NFL Shop catalog.

Meet the Lorussos....

 

[moral_victory]

A picture of a typical Cowboy's family? I don't get it.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Exactly how far apart are the mom's eyes? I think she can see behind her.

 

[moral_victory]

Exactly how far apart are the mom's eyes? I think she can see behind her.

Far apart eyes is clearly a dominant gene. It looks like maybe the couple was trying to combine eyes that were too near with eyes that were too far to get a good distance in their offspring.

 

[The Tradition]

Far apart eyes is clearly a dominant gene. It looks like maybe the couple was trying to combine eyes that were too near with eyes that were too far to get a good distance in their offspring.

Well, that obviously didn't work.

 

[The Tradition]

Frankly, Cowboys fans deserve all the trolling that can possibly be dished out. If they never win another game it'll be too soon.