There is not a more panic inducing question than…

[FAUlty Gator]

… “hash browns or homefries”. I never remember which is which. And they just throw it out there when you least expect it. And it doesn’t matter which one you get, the other one always looks better when they walk it by. Bastards.

At Grumpy’s for my Jax people!
@jaxhawk06

 

[The Tradition]

"Do you know how fast you were going back there?"

 

[95Hawk]

“Can we talk when you get home…?”

 

[win4jj]

“You’re going to wear that……?”

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

?

 

[TJ8869]

… “hash browns or homefries”. I never remember which is which. And they just throw it out there when you least expect it.

You get caught off guard by a server asking you whether you want hash browns or home fries when you’re ordering breakfast?

 

[LuciousBDragon]

“Well, got your test results back. Did you know…?”

 

[seminoleed]

When your principal tells you, "I'm retiring, and the new principal next year is a Stinkin' Gator."

 

[Joes Place]

Hash browns are what you eat w/ eggs for breakfast

OP is a Home-Fry....

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Every once in a while you get the grits option, and every few years I'm like, "yeah let's try the grits, haven't had those in a while". And then I'm always disappointed that I got the grits.

 

[millah_22]

"Did you wear a condom?"

 

[win4jj]

“Can you stop by my office before you leave…..?”

 

[HawkMD]

Is it in yet…?

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Wife says "When are we going to ... " which ofc means when are YOU going to do this or that unpleasant job.