There is some kind of a hatching out back today

[billanole]

and wifey asked what the critters are. I said, “Not sure, but they remind me of dawg pecker gnats.”
She nearly died laughing. Rolling on the couch, holding her sides guffaw type laughing.
”Whaddaya mean by that“ she finally asked.
”You know, the gnats that fly around… “ I replied.

 

[Moral]

According to the internet the dog pecker gnat is a gnat that flies around male dog genitalia.

 

[fredjr82]

According to the internet the dog pecker gnat is a gnat that flies around male dog genitalia.

Urban Dictionary is the real source of truth and they say:

Dog Pecker Gnat
A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

Someone like @IMCC965 is who comes to my mind first. @The Tradition probably too. Sober @BlackNGoldBleeder too.

 

[billanole]

Urban Dictionary is the real source of truth and they say:

Dog Pecker Gnat
A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

Someone like @IMCC965 is who comes to my mind first. @The Tradition probably too. Sober @BlackNGoldBleeder too.

The power or HORT on full display. Well done.

 

[billanole]

According to the internet the dog pecker gnat is a gnat that flies around male dog genitalia.

Yes, why yes you are correct.

 

[Gonolz]