This is the standard bearer of morality in America. A guy who gets falling down drunk and cuts himself while his swinger wife calls for help.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/911-...was-a-lot-of-blood_n_5f639edcc5b6ba9eb6eb368d
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/911-...was-a-lot-of-blood_n_5f639edcc5b6ba9eb6eb368d