Things more exciting than Iowa's offense...

[Thunderlips71]

1. A "Golden Girls" marathon on TV Land
2. Dial-up internet
3. Going to work
4. A 45 minute wait after arriving on time for a doctor appointment
5. Wal Mart
6. Having a root canal
7. Debating a lesbian on the current state of feminism

 

[takai]

 

[General Tso]

Ames

 

[spiderland]

Lol, was thinking it was more than just a coincidence they kept showing the DIRECTV ad with the guy banging his head, the woman drinking spoiled milk and the guy sleeping in poison ivy. The only thing missing were we Iowa fans watching our offense...

 

[NorthDSMHawk]

A colonoscopy

 

[BetterLuckNextTime]

1. A "Golden Girls" marathon on TV Land
2. Dial-up internet
3. Going to work
4. A 45 minute wait after arriving on time for a doctor appointment
5. Wal Mart
6. Having a root canal
7. Debating a lesbian on the current state of feminism

8. Pretending to agree with 100% of what the girl in #7 says, while she still keeps arguing.

 

[Thunderlips71]

9. Watching "The View"
10. Being dragged to the 'beauty salon' by grandma
11. Church

 

[MITCH492]

Nebraska football

 

[mstp1992]

Ames

Well, let's not get carried away.

 

[BioHawk]

I don't know if boring is the right word. When the offense works, it's actually pretty exciting...in an Iowa way (we aren't the Big 12).

I think a better question would be "Things less frustrating than Iowa's offense"....

So:

1) Stepping on legos barefoot in the dark.
2) Being constipated.

 

[Dumpster Fire Smores]

1) Stepping on legos barefoot in the dark.
2) Being constipated.

Going number 1 while number 2

 

[MITCH492]

A cheap porn show could be more exciting?

From what I hear.

 

[larrygreenwallswildride]

 

[JEDN]

A Todd Lickliter coached BB team.

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

@McLovin32

 

[millah_22]

A midseason episode of Downton Abbey

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Nebraska football

Lol come now, lets not go that far.

 

[McLovin32]

@McLovin32

What do you want?

 

[iahawks10]

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

• Eating plain rice cakes
• Corporate HR training seminars
• Watching YouTube on a dial-up internet connection
• Reading the phone book
• Soccer

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

So a lot of things

 

[Wadzinator]

Lmao

 

[JBJRFL]

9. Watching "The View"
10. Being dragged to the 'beauty salon' by grandma
11. Church

I've agreed with all of them except # 9. Nothing is that bad.

 

[olderndirt]

Being examined by an intern urologist using a cystoscope for the first time.

 

[mvhomerj]

A colonoscopy

I agree, mine's coming up in a few weeks!

 

[Herkmeister]

What do you want?

Respect you butt munch!!!!!!

 

[millah_22]

INH's posts on the OT board.

 

[sadiehawkins]

Ice melting grass growing

 

[Herkmeister]