My dad was really fond of saying you could never trust a man that didn't have a firm handshake, and wouldn't look you in the eye. I've met several d-bags over the years that would lie to your face while giving a firm handshake.
Things your mom/dad told you that were not true.
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He didn't say you could trust someone that does those things; you just can't trust someone that doesn't.
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If I jerk off I will grow hair on my palms...I should be able to braid the hair on my palms by now
Santa, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy.
Wait 30 minutes after eating before you swim.
WTF? Your parents need to die. Real. all of them.
What's not real, pot of gold at end of rainbow. Either that, or I'm getting there late.
This. Also, it's not that you can't trust those noodle handshake dudes, its they don't give you confidence and they'll be weiners when you need them. So, in the end, same thing as you said. I guess I could have just liked your post and been done with it.
From the old man: "You can hold it in until we get home."
Not always, pops.
Not always, pops.
If you swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon will grow in your stomach.
"Trickle-down economics is proven and air-tight."
"Just 'say no' to drugs."
"Just 'say no' to drugs."
" You drink one more Pepsi you're going to catch the diabeetus. "
" If you don't wear that scarf to school you'll catch the pneumonia. "
" If you don't wear that scarf to school you'll catch the pneumonia. "
"I'll kill you and shit another one that looks just like you"
My dad isn't much of a science person.
My dad isn't much of a science person.
My dad did tell me back in high school that if I ever tried pot it would lead to me using a bunch of other, harder drugs. So I didn't smoke in high school. But started smoking pot in college. A lot. And now I'm 30, and still smoke pot occasionally, without other drugs. Now we openly talk about it, and he admits he was just saying that to scare me.
That him and mom were just wrestling.
You'll get sick if you go outside with wet hair in winter.
This has to apply to about half of the posters on this site. Rampant mental illness and attempted self-medication via Alex Jones substituting for a father figure.
Y'all sick in yo' misshapen heads.
Bread crusts are where all the vitamins are located and make ones teeth strong.
Yep and if you swallow your gum it will get stuck on the side of your stomach forever
My mom told me to marry a college graduate. I did. But she was wrong. I've met some DAMN smart people who didn't go to college.
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Putting my head in a plastic bag is good luck. All it ever did was give me headaches
Don't worry, all the other boys will catch up and you won't have to deal with your unusually large penis when you get older.
I really hate meeting guys whose fathers told them a firm handshake was vital. They crush your hand.
At our house, it was an hour.
In other things, the jury is still out on the Santa thing. And they told me that if I smoked, it would stunt my growth, but I'm well over five feet tall.
This reminds me of the time my dad caught me playin with myself. He said, "Son if you keep doing that you'll go blind!" I said, "Dad, I'm over here."
I've always thought that, too. Reminds me of that scene in "Plans, Trains and Automobiles" when Candy and Martin wake up in the bed together.
