Thunder and Lightning Options: Unleash the TORRENT

[ukrainehawk]

So, aside from the regular ”Thunder and Lightning” monikers for our backs this year, let’s try some other weather-related nicknames to pass the time 'til kickoff. Here’s my first try (Apologies to Samson). Some other weather options are listed below…


Toren Young ‘The Torrent’
Ivory Kelly-Martin ‘The Whirlwind’
Sargent Mehki ‘The Deluge’
Kyshaun Bryan ‘The Tsunami’
Camron Harrell ‘The Tornado'
Henry Geil ‘The Avalanche’ (or ‘The Galestorm’)
Samson Evans ‘The Whiteout’ (or 'The Earthquake')
Kordell Stillmunkes ‘The Dust Devil’
Toks Akinrabe ‘The Tempest’

*Some other possible weather-related nicknames: Thunder, Lightning, Hurricane, Typhoon, Flashflood, Heat Wave, Snownami, Flood, Monsoon, Hailstorm, Wind, Snowstorm, Sleet, Blizzard, Nor’easter, Earthquake, Gale, Williwaw, Mistral, Sirocco, Chinook.

Have fun!

 

[cb_Iowa]

Sharknado.

 

[LaQuintaHawkeye]

Sharknado.

With a laser on its head.

 

[Harbinger273]

Im thinking Micro Burst for IKM!

 

[DEREKoh2]

Screw weather phenomena, let's do porn names. I'm tee'ing up my porn name generator. I will scientifically type in their names. A bot will then assign a name, then a panel of judges will review. Results:

Toren Young ‘Toren wet g-string Young’
Ivory Kelly-Martin ‘Ivory bang-bang cherry lips Kelly-Martin’
Sargent Mehki ‘Sargent wet-tease cock-blocker Mehki’
Kyshaun Bryan ‘Kyshaun fluffy-fat bosom Bryan’
Camron Harrell ‘Camron filthy-foot fetish Harrell'
Henry Geil 'Henry big pole Geil'
Samson Evans ‘Samson clean-sanchez Evans'
Kordell Stillmunkes ‘Kordell back-door Stillmunkes’
Toks Akinrabe ‘Toks lumber-pumper Akinrabe'

Put that on Kinnick's video boards!

Love Derek.

 

[mrcyfan]

David Montgomery -- "The Cyclone"

 

[Hawkdome]

Toren young the buzzmaster.

 

[thewop]

The cream and the clear...

 

[ukrainehawk]

David Montgomery -- "The Cyclone"

Which is why I left it off my list...

 

[mrcyfan]

Which is why I left it off my list...

Thought so....