solution to the traffic. You, sir, a tremendous American. I would vote for you. That is all.
To the gentleman in line for the bathroom at half-time who suggested $5 colostomy bag rentals as a
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While sitting in my seat at Kinnick, I have endured spilled beer, wine, and soda from the individual behind me. This is one spillage possibility I do not want to experience.
"Please Lord No"
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This is why rain games are the best. Under a poncho it’s easy to piss in a cup or so I’ve heard. 
I would need a cup with the volume of a farm pond.This is why rain games are the best. Under a poncho it’s easy to piss in a cup or so I’ve heard.
Done the same thing with a Foley catheter leg bag, strapped to my abdomen. Has the added benefit of a clamp on the bottom for proper dispensing.
During the 2004 Wisconsin game for the Big Ten title one of our friends who is a Wisconsin fan she joined us. In the second half a very drunk Iowa fan sat down behind us with a ziplock baggie full of whiskey. He had it out and didn't realize he had accidentally put a small hole in it and it was spraying all over our friend. Not cool.
My dad tells a story from back in the early seventies. Said they used to make a bet before the game on who would go to the game in a wheelchair. A wheelchair that had a pony keg strapped to it with blankets covering it.
I've drank beer from one of those pony kegs brought in on the wheelchair. Obviously, way before the designated handicap sections. Hardest part was carrying in the sleeve of cups used to serve the beer to everyone in the row/section. Oh, the concerns back then!
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