To trim or shave, that is the question

[Brushy Bill]

I just trim the ole beard every now and thenI, but my wife says I should trim some ahem... other areas as well. Need some advice, should I trim or shave.

 

[naturalmwa]

I just trim the ole beard every now and thenI, but my wife says I should trim some ahem... other areas as well. Need some advice, should I trim or shave.

Trim no question. It has every advantage. No razor burn, no painful stubble regrowth, less effort and maintenance, you don't look like a boy.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Dude, she's giving you an opportunity to go get a full wax job by some hot chick. Do it now.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Since your wife has requested it, trim. Unless your SO cares, you shouldn't. If your SO cares, accommodate as long as she isn't being unreasonable or requiring too much effort.

Tricky when you have multiple SOs who prefer different things.

 

[QChawks]

Pic of bossy wife?

 

[soybean]

Pic of bossy wife?

Her lips at least.

 

[thewop]

What about your balls? Bald, Trim, Natural, or other?

 

[moral_victory]

Shave no doubt.

And do I have an exciting new product for you! Moral Victory's Itchy Scrotum Relief Powder! Just gently apply my patented formula directly to your scrotum every 20 minutes to stop that annoying itch. Now that you won't be itchy you can shave those balls smooth more often so I recommend GDR's miracle razor saving system.

 

[JordanChase]

Only whoores shave.

 

[naturalmwa]

What about your balls? Bald, Trim, Natural, or other?

I don't do balls

 

[LuteHawk]

As Monica Lewinsky told Bill Clinton:

"If I am going to a picnic, then I don't mind a few bushes."

 

[thewop]

I don't do balls

LOL, I just reread my post, and I wasn't actually calling you out for an answer, but appreciate the participation.

 

[thewop]

Shave no doubt.

And do I have an exciting new product for you! Moral Victory's Itchy Scrotum Relief Powder! Just gently apply my patented formula directly to your scrotum every 20 minutes to stop that annoying itch. Now that you won't be itchy you can shave those balls smooth more often so I recommend GDR's miracle razor saving system.

every 20 minutes? That sounds like an annoyance, unless it's so amazing that I'll want to do it every 10.

 

[IMCC965]

I will now recreate a well-received post from years past:


Well shorn scrotum:

 

[Capital1Hawk]

Love to trim when staying at hotels. I'm not cleaning that up. Poor maid has to probably spend an hour on my room. I'm sure the tip is worth it.

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

dont forget to use the Revolt

 

[JWolf74]

I shaved once. Never again. I did it during July and then threw pop for Pepsi the entire next day. The razor burn exacerbated by the sweat was unbearable.

I've trimmed exclusively since

 

[Herkmeister]

Only whoores shave.

That settles it, I have to shave.

 

[joelbc1]

When I signed up, I never thought I would get this!

 

[MichiganManLifer]

I just trim the ole beard every now and thenI, but my wife says I should trim some ahem... other areas as well. Need some advice, should I trim or shave.

What are you, a woman?

 

[Herkmeister]

dont forget to use the Revolt

What's Ron doing now that he closed his store?

 

[Herkmeister]

When I signed up, I never thought I would get this!

How long before the sores go away?

 

[JordanChase]

I shaved once. Never again. I did it during July and then threw pop for Pepsi the entire next day.The razor burn exacerbated by the sweat was unbearable.

I've trimmed exclusively since

What the hell does that mean?

Is that some kind of bizarre rural Iowa idiom?

 

[ping72]

What's Ron doing now that he closed his store?

Living off his Revolt riches...I think he put Gillette out of business.

 

[Huey Grey]

Shave no doubt.

And do I have an exciting new product for you! Moral Victory's Itchy Scrotum Relief Powder! Just gently apply my patented formula directly to your scrotum every 20 minutes to stop that annoying itch. Now that you won't be itchy you can shave those balls smooth more often so I recommend GDR's miracle razor saving system.

I've been using Ron's razors for three decades now. I won't let any other razor touch my nuts. They give my balls a healthy sheen, too.

 

[Huey Grey]

I don't do balls

How about buttholes?

 

[naturalmwa]

How about buttholes?

Its not an issue for me.

 

[Herkmeister]

Pics?

 

[SSG T]

What about your balls? Bald, Trim, Natural, or other?

I've had nor chafing during or after runs since I started shaving, and its much cooler down there in the summer.

 

[JWolf74]

What the hell does that mean?

Is that some kind of bizarre rural Iowa idiom?

I was a merchandiser for Pepsi during college. Helped pay for beer.

 

[naturalmwa]

I was a merchandiser for Pepsi during college. Helped pay for beer.

This was a lot more interesting in my imagination. Here I was thinking you must be one kinky guy. I was going to ask for tips.