She is having a great time and thinks I’m rich.
Treating my mom like a queen at Outback
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That's awesome. We respect mothers around these here parts.
I'm going to be showing her a great time after Outback
I am sure she is hungry after our afternoon session.
No update since 6:25. OP is definitely back at her place.
1. Good on you, hope mom has a great time.
2. Because this is HROT, I always have a great time in OP mom's outback.
Rumor at the reunions is that she’s always inviting guys in to the bush.
In all seriousness though, it’s interesting how fixated her age group seems to be on the chain places and thinking they’re top tier.
Next month I’ll take her to Olive Garden and she’ll brag to all her friends about how her son takes her to the fanciest places for dinner and let’s her order whatever she wants.
Next month I’ll take her to Olive Garden and she’ll brag to all her friends about how her son takes her to the fanciest places for dinner and let’s her order whatever she wants.
Reminds me of Better Call Saul. He directed his receptionist to gain old people's trust by talking about Cracker Barrel.
Good man
also she'll be getting it in front as well as outback tonight if you know what i mean (it means I'm going to have sex with your mother)
also she'll be getting it in front as well as outback tonight if you know what i mean (it means I'm going to have sex with your mother)
I always tell my mom to order whatever she wants. She usually gets the Big Mac.
How old is she?
That's hilarious because I know some 84 year olds who went to Outback for a birthday dinner last week.
Congrats. I sure hope you took her to Austria for some shrimp on the Barbie and not the chain restaurant…
She’s 85. And she had to make sure to get a full Coke to go.
The Outback of the early days (the mid to late 1990's) WAS a damn good place to eat.
That was right at the end of my restaurant career. I had a couple buddies that got into management with them back then. They'd be completely full, every night, from opening to close - they were money printing machines back then.
Both became proprietors - one of them after a decade retired a multi-millionaire at age 45. The other one I believe now is retired and living in IIRC Costa Rica.
Both got in when they were hot and the quality was great, made their money and became rich, and got out.
That was right at the end of my restaurant career. I had a couple buddies that got into management with them back then. They'd be completely full, every night, from opening to close - they were money printing machines back then.
Both became proprietors - one of them after a decade retired a multi-millionaire at age 45. The other one I believe now is retired and living in IIRC Costa Rica.
Both got in when they were hot and the quality was great, made their money and became rich, and got out.
You finally figured out how many guys you need to f#%k to afford a meal at Olive Garden?
I took her out back as well. We usually meet behind the Casey’s.
Thats because even places like Outback were for special occasions. They didn't spend frivolously as much as we do.
I know people here look down on them for some reason, which is funny for a board that raves about convenience store pizza and fried pork sandwiches, but I like most chain restaurants. You know what you’re going to get and don’t have to put a lot of thought into it.
Better late than never, Stubs.
BTW you still didn’t make the list of candidates…
I don’t care for Outback very much. If I want steak (that I haven’t grilled myself) from a chain restaurant I prefer Longhorn or even Texas Roadhouse.
And by the way, that Bloomin’ Onion is the most sure fire (pun intended) way to produce the nastiest smelliest FARTS on the planet. 🤧 We took the kids once for a birthday and I thought our family would have to separate for three days afterwards.
Exactly…you know what you’re going to get.
I don’t want what I know I’m going to get from chain restaurants.
I want an actual chef who creatively creates a new menu every day/week based on fresh ingredients and what tickles their fancy.
Yeah, oddly I wasn't in line at the dumpster looking at you and counting my pocket change like those other lucky fellas.
