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Trump's "I have a big dick" strategy

Overheard in a Trump Campaign Meeting Yesterday:

STAFFER: "Mr. Trump, you've said everything we've told you to say to piss off America, and somehow your still leading in the polls!"

TRUMP: "I know, they love me, they're dumber than I thought, what can we do to get me back into reality TV with my brand now stronger than ever? If this doesn't stop, I might have to be President!"

STAFFER: "Well Mr. Trump, it might be time to uh..."

TRUMP: "What?"

STAFFER: "uh...talk about your junk sir"

TRUMP: "Really?"

STAFFER: "Yessir, a penis joke on the debate stage will surely lose the entire evangelical base, and that should be a sure fire ticket back into reality TV."

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It's like his ex wife always said. Big hands. Big feet. 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
 
Childish behavior from the President of the United States doesn't terrify you? The largest and most powerful military in the world should not be controlled by the whims of a man with the emotional intelligence of an elementary school child.
Not nearly as concerned as I am of entrusting a person who is more than willing to jeopardize national security just so she can hide her communication. Someone who believes she has her own set of rules with regard to classified info. Someone who is comfortable standing in front of coffins and lying to the families purely for political reasons. Somone who lied about taking sniper fire to make herself sound brave. I could go on obviously. But the point stands, I'm much more concerned about electing the single most unethical politician in modern history than I concerned about someone who is prone to juvenile behavior. I'm not even a Trump supporter - but I'm not terrified of him.
 
Not nearly as concerned as I am of entrusting a person who is more than willing to jeopardize national security just so she can hide her communication. Someone who believes she has her own set of rules with regard to classified info. Someone who is comfortable standing in front of coffins and lying to the families purely for political reasons. Somone who lied about taking sniper fire to make herself sound brave. I could go on obviously. But the point stands, I'm much more concerned about electing the single most unethical politician in modern history than I concerned about someone who is prone to juvenile behavior. I'm not even a Trump supporter - but I'm not terrified of him.

Hewitt: "Of the three legs of the triad, though, do you have a priority? I want to go to Sen. Rubio after that and ask him."

Trump: "I think – I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me."



Pretty terrifying....
 
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Not nearly as concerned as I am of entrusting a person who is more than willing to jeopardize national security just so she can hide her communication. Someone who believes she has her own set of rules with regard to classified info. Someone who is comfortable standing in front of coffins and lying to the families purely for political reasons. Somone who lied about taking sniper fire to make herself sound brave. I could go on obviously. But the point stands, I'm much more concerned about electing the single most unethical politician in modern history than I concerned about someone who is prone to juvenile behavior. I'm not even a Trump supporter - but I'm not terrified of him.

So you're ok with someone ordering our Army to kill the families of terrorists?
 
Hewitt: "Of the three legs of the triad, though, do you have a priority? I want to go to Sen. Rubio after that and ask him."

Trump: "I think – I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me."



Pretty terrifying....

We have just went through 7 years of a manufactured puppet leading us. Obama was as unskilled, ignorant and as unready as any major politician in history. Were you terrified 8 years ago at the prospect of electing that empty suit?
So you're ok with someone ordering our Army to kill the families of terrorists?
You do realize Obama is already doing this with his drone policy don't you?
 
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We have just went through 7 years of a manufactured puppet leading us. Obama was as unskilled, ignorant and as unready as any major politician in history. Were you terrier 8 years ago at the prospect of electing that empty suit?

Nope.

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Strange shift from his 'I am a big dick' strategy that appeared to be working so well.
 
Overheard in a Trump Campaign Meeting Yesterday:

STAFFER: "Mr. Trump, you've said everything we've told you to say to piss off America, and somehow your still leading in the polls!"

TRUMP: "I know, they love me, they're dumber than I thought, what can we do to get me back into reality TV with my brand now stronger than ever? If this doesn't stop, I might have to be President!"

STAFFER: "Well Mr. Trump, it might be time to uh..."

TRUMP: "What?"

STAFFER: "uh...talk about your junk sir"

TRUMP: "Really?"

STAFFER: "Yessir, a penis joke on the debate stage will surely lose the entire evangelical base, and that should be a sure fire ticket back into reality TV."

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This is pure gold my friend, Pure gold!
 
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Overheard in a Trump Campaign Meeting Yesterday:

STAFFER: "Mr. Trump, you've said everything we've told you to say to piss off America, and somehow your still leading in the polls!"

TRUMP: "I know, they love me, they're dumber than I thought, what can we do to get me back into reality TV with my brand now stronger than ever? If this doesn't stop, I might have to be President!"

STAFFER: "Well Mr. Trump, it might be time to uh..."

TRUMP: "What?"

STAFFER: "uh...talk about your junk sir"

TRUMP: "Really?"

STAFFER: "Yessir, a penis joke on the debate stage will surely lose the entire evangelical base, and that should be a sure fire ticket back into reality TV."

..................................
I wonder what the evangelical vote thinks of his second wife (Marla Maples) having his child before he married her. Not saying it's that so bad, but the cons and evangelicals tend to frown on women having babies while unmarried. I suppose they'd say well, he did marry her, or she didn't go on welfare, or at least it wasn't aborted.
 
I wonder what the evangelical vote thinks of his second wife (Marla Maples) having his child before he married her. Not saying it's that so bad, but the cons and evangelicals tend to frown on women having babies while unmarried. I suppose they'd say well, he did marry her, or she didn't go on welfare, or at least it wasn't aborted.

Yes, Trump cheated on his first wife to be with Marla Maples.

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Honestly, now... who among us wouldn't have done the same thing?
 
I wonder what the evangelical vote thinks of his second wife (Marla Maples) having his child before he married her. Not saying it's that so bad, but the cons and evangelicals tend to frown on women having babies while unmarried. I suppose they'd say well, he did marry her, or she didn't go on welfare, or at least it wasn't aborted.
In his case, because he's not the establishment, I think many evangelicals are willing to overlook their mismatched values to get something different.
 
I think he was actually just saying "it's not tiny (believe me) like my stubby fingers", not trying to claim it was big. Wish they would have panned to his wife right then - would have loved to have seen the look on her face.
 
I wonder what the evangelical vote thinks of his second wife (Marla Maples) having his child before he married her. Not saying it's that so bad, but the cons and evangelicals tend to frown on women having babies while unmarried. I suppose they'd say well, he did marry her, or she didn't go on welfare, or at least it wasn't aborted.
I heard a good segment on NPR Thursday morning with some Evangelical leaders who were very upset about this. It was suggested that some leaders may be seeking publicity for themselves by endorsing Trump. It was also suggested that perhaps Evangelicals may be more of a cultural force than a unified political force. That it's an identity for many and not a true following.
 
I heard a good segment on NPR Thursday morning with some Evangelical leaders who were very upset about this. It was suggested that some leaders may be seeking publicity for themselves by endorsing Trump. It was also suggested that perhaps Evangelicals may be more of a cultural force than a unified political force. That it's an identity for many and not a true following.

If you are correct here, than the evangelicals are acting like christians. There concerns should not be focused on this world in the first place.
 
Childish behavior from the President of the United States doesn't terrify you? The largest and most powerful military in the world should not be controlled by the whims of a man with the emotional intelligence of an elementary school child.
I have three children in early elementary school . There has never been a time in their lives when it was ok for them to behave like Trump does on a daily basis, and there never will.
 
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