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Tuesdays with Torbee​

by: Tory Brecht


Kirk Ferentz


This past weekend after I loaded my recently inherited meat smoker with several pounds of curry-braised beef short ribs, added a mix of mesquite and apple wood chips, poured a bourbon and sat down to bask in the aftermath of a relatively stress-free Iowa football win, I got to thinking.

I had plenty of time, as in order to get the proper spicy and salty bark while maintaining off-the-bone moist meat under that crust, one must carefully tend the process over several hours. Is there enough water in the drip pan? Do I need to add more wood chips? Is the heat maintaining at a reasonable, but not too hot level?
So, I was thinking, Kirk Ferentz sure mentions microwaves a lot.

I went back and looked at press conference transcripts and here was Coach Ferentz on Feb. 1, before spring practice kicked off:

“It’s a good reminder that in this day in age everything is about microwave, instant gratification,” he said. “Back in 1999 we had just started building. We are little further down the line now than we were then, but that’s the way we operate. It’s the way it’s been in this program for 33 years.”

And then again on media day, Aug. 11:

“That’s one area I know a little something about in football; that’s about it. I’ve been saying you really can’t microwave maturity. You just can’t do it.”

Finally, in his postgame comments following Iowa’s 22-0 dismantling of Rutgers last Saturday, the most complete game this current iteration of the Hawkeyes have yet played:

“You can’t microwave this stuff — same thing with the offensive line. I thought today was their best day. But it’s a matter of you’ve got to practice, you’ve got to watch film, look what you’re not doing well and then keep working at it.”

Ferentz is a legend at coach speak, so when he says something that doesn’t sound like a canned cliché from 1,000 other boring press conferences, you have to assign it greater meaning. In retrospect, he was subtly warning Iowa fans to expect a low, slow burn of a process. That there would be no shortcuts or quick fixes. That patience and perseverance would be the only way to achieve an eventual payoff.

I couldn’t help but think about how different his approach was to that of the other Big 10 West measuring stick program, the Wisconsin Badgers, who dumped their plodding and patient ways for the new hotness. Following demoralizing and frankly embarrassing losses to Indiana and Northwestern the past two weeks, the heat-it-up and serve-it-quick fix appears to be curdling in Madison like month-old dairy.
Checking in on the post-game comments from players of both programs, it’s clear which culture is healthier at the moment.

Nico Ragaini after last Saturday’s win, in which he and the other receivers, tight ends and backs finally found a spark and put up 223 passing yards, their best total to date:

“He’s the same coach Ferentz I’ve known for the past six years,” Ragaini said. “I’ve been hearing the same things over and over at the beginning of my career. It used to go in one ear out the other ear. But now being older, I realized that when he speaks, it’s like listening to the smartest guy you’re ever going to listen to.”

Contrast that with the clearly exasperated Badger safety Hunter Wohler, venting after Wisconsin’s 24-10 home face plant against the Wildcats:

“This is not what I came to Wisconsin for, to be completely honest,” Wohler said. “This is miles different from what I grew up watching. “We’ve come out soft. We’ve come out flat. We have zero energy on either side of the ball. We get whooped around the field. There’s no answer to getting smoked.”

This is not to say Wisconsin is doomed to misery or that Coach Luke Fickell can’t eventually build a winner in Madison. However, it certainly demonstrates that the lure of a fast fix is often a fleeting illusion. Something Kirk Ferentz has been subtly reminding anyone who would listen for months, if not years.

There is a culture and character at the Iowa football complex that is comfortable and familiar. Maybe sometimes too comfortable and familiar, in that needed change can often come at a seemingly glacial pace.

As we enter the twilight of the Ferentz era at Iowa – one that will likely see him surpass Woody Hayes as the conference’s all-time winningest coach – I predict the appreciation for his steadfast commitment to development-over-flash is only going to grow. How he, his coaching staff and ultimately the players manage to block out the “what have you done for me lately” noise and rancor of modern football fandom is almost miraculous.

As the smell of the curry wafted out the top of the smoker in tantalizing billows about two hours into a four-hour cook, I really, really wanted to open up the door, poke around and maybe take a taste. But I didn’t.

Slow and steady. Patience. That’s how you make the really, really good stuff.
 
Elijah Craig small batch. Quite tasty!

Also, here are the finished ribs --- the taste was fantastic, but I think I kept them in maybe 30 minutes too long, got a wee bit overdone:

Ribs.jpg
1. Food looks great.
2. Big fan of Elijah Craig. I burned the shit out of 3 fingers last night on my grill. After running under water for a bit, my next move was to have a glass of EC Barrel Proof. Helped w/ the pain immensely lol/csb
3. Solid article.
 
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1. Food looks great.
2. Big fan of Elijah Craig. I burned the shit out of 3 fingers last night on my grill. After running under water for a bit, my next move was to have a glass of EC Barrel Proof. Helped w/ the pain immensely lol/csb
3. Solid article.
My wife gives me so much shit because my SOP is to start the smoker, also grill something on the Weber and often have a fire in our chiminea - and I swear I burn a foot, a finger, a leg, etc. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I had an ember explode and fall into my slipper and start the sheepskin lining on fire and burned my foot.

Grilling is dangerous bidness!

IMG-0111-1.jpg
 
Elijah Craig small batch. Quite tasty!

Also, here are the finished ribs --- the taste was fantastic, but I think I kept them in maybe 30 minutes too long, got a wee bit overdone:

Ribs.jpg
I enjoyed some Elijah Craig small batch after the game in a black walnut old fashioned. Ate some prime rib. Didn't write a column. But enjoyed reading yours.
 
My wife gives me so much shit because my SOP is to start the smoker, also grill something on the Weber and often have a fire in our chiminea - and I swear I burn a foot, a finger, a leg, etc. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I had an ember explode and fall into my slipper and start the sheepskin lining on fire and burned my foot.

Grilling is dangerous bidness!

IMG-0111-1.jpg
Last night was my first somewhat "bad" one. I've never smelled burning flesh, but you could certainly smell it last night in the backyard.
 
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Tuesdays with Torbee​

by: Tory Brecht
Kirk Ferentz


This past weekend after I loaded my recently inherited meat smoker with several pounds of curry-braised beef short ribs, added a mix of mesquite and apple wood chips, poured a bourbon and sat down to bask in the aftermath of a relatively stress-free Iowa football win, I got to thinking.

I had plenty of time, as in order to get the proper spicy and salty bark while maintaining off-the-bone moist meat under that crust, one must carefully tend the process over several hours. Is there enough water in the drip pan? Do I need to add more wood chips? Is the heat maintaining at a reasonable, but not too hot level?
So, I was thinking, Kirk Ferentz sure mentions microwaves a lot.

I went back and looked at press conference transcripts and here was Coach Ferentz on Feb. 1, before spring practice kicked off:

“It’s a good reminder that in this day in age everything is about microwave, instant gratification,” he said. “Back in 1999 we had just started building. We are little further down the line now than we were then, but that’s the way we operate. It’s the way it’s been in this program for 33 years.”

And then again on media day, Aug. 11:

“That’s one area I know a little something about in football; that’s about it. I’ve been saying you really can’t microwave maturity. You just can’t do it.”

Finally, in his postgame comments following Iowa’s 22-0 dismantling of Rutgers last Saturday, the most complete game this current iteration of the Hawkeyes have yet played:

“You can’t microwave this stuff — same thing with the offensive line. I thought today was their best day. But it’s a matter of you’ve got to practice, you’ve got to watch film, look what you’re not doing well and then keep working at it.”

Ferentz is a legend at coach speak, so when he says something that doesn’t sound like a canned cliché from 1,000 other boring press conferences, you have to assign it greater meaning. In retrospect, he was subtly warning Iowa fans to expect a low, slow burn of a process. That there would be no shortcuts or quick fixes. That patience and perseverance would be the only way to achieve an eventual payoff.

I couldn’t help but think about how different his approach was to that of the other Big 10 West measuring stick program, the Wisconsin Badgers, who dumped their plodding and patient ways for the new hotness. Following demoralizing and frankly embarrassing losses to Indiana and Northwestern the past two weeks, the heat-it-up and serve-it-quick fix appears to be curdling in Madison like month-old dairy.
Checking in on the post-game comments from players of both programs, it’s clear which culture is healthier at the moment.

Nico Ragaini after last Saturday’s win, in which he and the other receivers, tight ends and backs finally found a spark and put up 223 passing yards, their best total to date:

“He’s the same coach Ferentz I’ve known for the past six years,” Ragaini said. “I’ve been hearing the same things over and over at the beginning of my career. It used to go in one ear out the other ear. But now being older, I realized that when he speaks, it’s like listening to the smartest guy you’re ever going to listen to.”

Contrast that with the clearly exasperated Badger safety Hunter Wohler, venting after Wisconsin’s 24-10 home face plant against the Wildcats:

“This is not what I came to Wisconsin for, to be completely honest,” Wohler said. “This is miles different from what I grew up watching. “We’ve come out soft. We’ve come out flat. We have zero energy on either side of the ball. We get whooped around the field. There’s no answer to getting smoked.”

This is not to say Wisconsin is doomed to misery or that Coach Luke Fickell can’t eventually build a winner in Madison. However, it certainly demonstrates that the lure of a fast fix is often a fleeting illusion. Something Kirk Ferentz has been subtly reminding anyone who would listen for months, if not years.

There is a culture and character at the Iowa football complex that is comfortable and familiar. Maybe sometimes too comfortable and familiar, in that needed change can often come at a seemingly glacial pace.

As we enter the twilight of the Ferentz era at Iowa – one that will likely see him surpass Woody Hayes as the conference’s all-time winningest coach – I predict the appreciation for his steadfast commitment to development-over-flash is only going to grow. How he, his coaching staff and ultimately the players manage to block out the “what have you done for me lately” noise and rancor of modern football fandom is almost miraculous.

As the smell of the curry wafted out the top of the smoker in tantalizing billows about two hours into a four-hour cook, I really, really wanted to open up the door, poke around and maybe take a taste. But I didn’t.

Slow and steady. Patience. That’s how you make the really, really good stuff.
Spot on as always...

Nick specifically points to the culture at Iowa for why he's so happy to be a Hawk.



...Jay Higgins postgame is excellent fwiw

 
Good article. Elijah Craig small batch is fine, but if you can find the latest barrel proof batch C923, holy hell is it delightful. Probably my favorite EC expression I've had, other than maybe the King of the Monsters single barrel from Whiskey Business a couple years ago.
 

Tuesdays with Torbee​

by: Tory Brecht
Kirk Ferentz


This past weekend after I loaded my recently inherited meat smoker with several pounds of curry-braised beef short ribs, added a mix of mesquite and apple wood chips, poured a bourbon and sat down to bask in the aftermath of a relatively stress-free Iowa football win, I got to thinking.

I had plenty of time, as in order to get the proper spicy and salty bark while maintaining off-the-bone moist meat under that crust, one must carefully tend the process over several hours. Is there enough water in the drip pan? Do I need to add more wood chips? Is the heat maintaining at a reasonable, but not too hot level?
So, I was thinking, Kirk Ferentz sure mentions microwaves a lot.

I went back and looked at press conference transcripts and here was Coach Ferentz on Feb. 1, before spring practice kicked off:

“It’s a good reminder that in this day in age everything is about microwave, instant gratification,” he said. “Back in 1999 we had just started building. We are little further down the line now than we were then, but that’s the way we operate. It’s the way it’s been in this program for 33 years.”

And then again on media day, Aug. 11:

“That’s one area I know a little something about in football; that’s about it. I’ve been saying you really can’t microwave maturity. You just can’t do it.”

Finally, in his postgame comments following Iowa’s 22-0 dismantling of Rutgers last Saturday, the most complete game this current iteration of the Hawkeyes have yet played:

“You can’t microwave this stuff — same thing with the offensive line. I thought today was their best day. But it’s a matter of you’ve got to practice, you’ve got to watch film, look what you’re not doing well and then keep working at it.”

Ferentz is a legend at coach speak, so when he says something that doesn’t sound like a canned cliché from 1,000 other boring press conferences, you have to assign it greater meaning. In retrospect, he was subtly warning Iowa fans to expect a low, slow burn of a process. That there would be no shortcuts or quick fixes. That patience and perseverance would be the only way to achieve an eventual payoff.

I couldn’t help but think about how different his approach was to that of the other Big 10 West measuring stick program, the Wisconsin Badgers, who dumped their plodding and patient ways for the new hotness. Following demoralizing and frankly embarrassing losses to Indiana and Northwestern the past two weeks, the heat-it-up and serve-it-quick fix appears to be curdling in Madison like month-old dairy.
Checking in on the post-game comments from players of both programs, it’s clear which culture is healthier at the moment.

Nico Ragaini after last Saturday’s win, in which he and the other receivers, tight ends and backs finally found a spark and put up 223 passing yards, their best total to date:

“He’s the same coach Ferentz I’ve known for the past six years,” Ragaini said. “I’ve been hearing the same things over and over at the beginning of my career. It used to go in one ear out the other ear. But now being older, I realized that when he speaks, it’s like listening to the smartest guy you’re ever going to listen to.”

Contrast that with the clearly exasperated Badger safety Hunter Wohler, venting after Wisconsin’s 24-10 home face plant against the Wildcats:

“This is not what I came to Wisconsin for, to be completely honest,” Wohler said. “This is miles different from what I grew up watching. “We’ve come out soft. We’ve come out flat. We have zero energy on either side of the ball. We get whooped around the field. There’s no answer to getting smoked.”

This is not to say Wisconsin is doomed to misery or that Coach Luke Fickell can’t eventually build a winner in Madison. However, it certainly demonstrates that the lure of a fast fix is often a fleeting illusion. Something Kirk Ferentz has been subtly reminding anyone who would listen for months, if not years.

There is a culture and character at the Iowa football complex that is comfortable and familiar. Maybe sometimes too comfortable and familiar, in that needed change can often come at a seemingly glacial pace.

As we enter the twilight of the Ferentz era at Iowa – one that will likely see him surpass Woody Hayes as the conference’s all-time winningest coach – I predict the appreciation for his steadfast commitment to development-over-flash is only going to grow. How he, his coaching staff and ultimately the players manage to block out the “what have you done for me lately” noise and rancor of modern football fandom is almost miraculous.

As the smell of the curry wafted out the top of the smoker in tantalizing billows about two hours into a four-hour cook, I really, really wanted to open up the door, poke around and maybe take a taste. But I didn’t.

Slow and steady. Patience. That’s how you make the really, really good stuff.
My take away- KF is like your meat; overcooked.

Fickell is a solid coach who is implementing a new system. It will take time, just like it took time for KF, to get the athletes in that can make it work. Also, I don't see "flash" from Wisconsin, I see that they got rid of a coach that wasn't producing desired results. As for the kid bitching, maybe he's the problem by being soft, flat, with no energy.

This article seems like a subtle way of saying "you better watch what you ask for, you might just get it." by turning away from KF.
 
My wife gives me so much shit because my SOP is to start the smoker, also grill something on the Weber and often have a fire in our chiminea - and I swear I burn a foot, a finger, a leg, etc. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I had an ember explode and fall into my slipper and start the sheepskin lining on fire and burned my foot.

Grilling is dangerous bidness!

IMG-0111-1.jpg
You need those gloves which prevent such things from happening.
 
This article seems like a subtle way of saying "you better watch what you ask for, you might just get it." by turning away from KF.
I am saying to enjoy the time remaining as the Ferentz way is likely never to be repeated.

I don't think another college football coach will ever be at the same P5 program for two decades.

The remarkable run of success Ferentz has had over 20-plus years is unparalleled.
 
In his post-game press conference after the Rutgers game,
Coach Ferentz weaved into his answers to many questions,
what his football players need to play at Iowa University:

1. They need a great attitude
2. They need to work hard in practice to get better.
3. They need to make continual improvement from week
to week during the season.
4. They need to gain confidence when they play a good
game and the team wins.

Bottom Line: These are the values that Coach Ferentz has
instilled in his players for over 20 years at Iowa. It works.
He will be remembered as a coach who kept it simple and won.
 
I am saying to enjoy the time remaining as the Ferentz way is likely never to be repeated.

I don't think another college football coach will ever be at the same P5 program for two decades.

The remarkable run of success Ferentz has had over 20-plus years is unparalleled.
1. There are many folks who don't care for the "Ferentz Way" and never want it repeated.
2. Saban. But it's also quite possible that "college football" won't be around in 2 decades.
3. Remarkable run of success? Meaning bowl games and winning seasons? Because he really hasn't done shit at Iowa, at least from a championship level.

As you may have guessed, I am fatigued. He has had a nice run at Iowa but for me, his way isn't the right way, at least not anymore.

Forgot to mention, I give you props on the bourbon choice. At least there is that.
 
1. There are many folks who don't care for the "Ferentz Way" and never want it repeated.
2. Saban. But it's also quite possible that "college football" won't be around in 2 decades.
3. Remarkable run of success? Meaning bowl games and winning seasons? Because he really hasn't done shit at Iowa, at least from a championship level.

As you may have guessed, I am fatigued. He has had a nice run at Iowa but for me, his way isn't the right way, at least not anymore.

Forgot to mention, I give you props on the bourbon choice. At least there is that.
You really are a miserable person, lol.
 
1. There are many folks who don't care for the "Ferentz Way" and never want it repeated.
2. Saban. But it's also quite possible that "college football" won't be around in 2 decades.
3. Remarkable run of success? Meaning bowl games and winning seasons? Because he really hasn't done shit at Iowa, at least from a championship level.

As you may have guessed, I am fatigued. He has had a nice run at Iowa but for me, his way isn't the right way, at least not anymore.

Forgot to mention, I give you props on the bourbon choice. At least there is that.
Amazing post.

Not because it's accurate but because I now know that I no longer need to read any future posts of yours regarding sports.
 
My take away- KF is like your meat; overcooked.

Fickell is a solid coach who is implementing a new system. It will take time, just like it took time for KF, to get the athletes in that can make it work. Also, I don't see "flash" from Wisconsin, I see that they got rid of a coach that wasn't producing desired results. As for the kid bitching, maybe he's the problem by being soft, flat, with no energy.

This article seems like a subtle way of saying "you better watch what you ask for, you might just get it." by turning away from KF.
Not a good comparison here. Coach Ferentz came in to an empty cupboard. Fickell took over a very talented team
 
I know how lucky we are to have Kirk for over 20 years. I know that. That doesn't mean he can't be criticized. None of us make ourselves better in employment, relationships, life, without constructive criticism.


My guess is Mary chewed Kirk's ass after the initial BF press conference; and therefore he came back shortly and made his second statement.

Kirk has a legacy. He does not want to ruin that.

From one crier to another, I believe Kirk's tears are completely honest and heartfelt. If he can get a competent OC and let them do their thing, there is no reason that he can't finish with the most wins in Big Ten coaching history.
 
Kirk’s philosophy works and although not a “fresh@ approach to football, it is tried and true…. And not very sexy! Torbee, how could you NOT get that “description” into your article?
Another good read. As long as you “KISS” I will keep reading.
 
1. There are many folks who don't care for the "Ferentz Way" and never want it repeated.
2. Saban. But it's also quite possible that "college football" won't be around in 2 decades.
3. Remarkable run of success? Meaning bowl games and winning seasons? Because he really hasn't done shit at Iowa, at least from a championship level.

As you may have guessed, I am fatigued. He has had a nice run at Iowa but for me, his way isn't the right way, at least not anymore.

Forgot to mention, I give you props on the bourbon choice. At least there is that.
Who are these many people and what is wrong with them? How can they not want success repeated? Sounds like really dumb fans.
 
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