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Update on Metrodome bathroom fun

Originally posted by specimen24:
Originally posted by RDIETZ:
Originally posted by HawkBoSox:
After living in Carroll for 20 years, I find this abosolutly halirous and it does not suprise me one bit. . . . . you stay classy Carroll

Agree completely. When I first heard the story I figured he/she was from any one of four towns (listed in order):

Carroll
Traer
Ottumwa
Montezuma
hey im from traer!

Exactly.
 
this story was funny before the IDs were made public and you learned she has kids who will get to go to school, read the papers and live with this for quite some time.

The older I get, the less joy I take in someone elses falling.
 
This truly is a Happy Thanksgiving, boys. It truly is...I'm just glad to see everyone come together for a common goal.
 
Originally posted by RDIETZ:
Originally posted by specimen24:
Originally posted by RDIETZ:
Originally posted by HawkBoSox:
After living in Carroll for 20 years, I find this abosolutly halirous and it does not suprise me one bit. . . . . you stay classy Carroll

Agree completely. When I first heard the story I figured he/she was from any one of four towns (listed in order):

Carroll
Traer
Ottumwa
Montezuma
hey im from traer!

Exactly.
touche....except i never get laid so forget the touche...lol
 
Don't worry about Ross Walsh guys...he just got a lucrative deal with VH1.

The (Bathroom) Pick-up Artist starts in February...set your TIVOs.
 
Originally posted by MN.HAWK:

Originally posted by SoldierofKinnick:
Don't worry about Ross Walsh guys...he just got a lucrative deal with VH1.

The (Bathroom) Pick-up Artist starts in February...set your TIVOs.

HEY HEY HEY...that's Ross M. Walsh, to posters here.

M. for My Hero
 
This thread is amazing. I've been reading it for the last hour or so and haven't stopped laughing.
 
has obama filled his minister of the interior postion yet? i would recommend ross walsh. good experience, midwest ties, military man, cougar hunter. i've also heard he doesn't get caught up in all the talk, but gets right to the action--a real man of action.
 
Greatest thread ever. I have nothing to add but just wanted to be a part of this historic event.
 
Originally posted by JJH4HAWKS:
I still can't believe someone said a lot of swinging takes place in Reinbeck!

We might need to check with the judges on that one....

HAHAHA.......hey...this was back in the early and mid-70's when I was a kid. My father was a teacher and coach at RHS. We were talking about it last summer and he was naming names with the couples that were involved.

BTW...I was in Reinbeck two summers ago for a day. IF there is swinging going on in that town now? EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
 
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This thread is amazing.
This post was edited on 11/27 2:03 PM by prariehawk86
 
I haven't read this whole thread yet because I'm on my phone.

I heard about this story yesterday and I used to work for ol' girls husband.

I can't wait to read this thread tomorrow
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Originally posted by waltersobchack:
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I once got busy in a Metrodome bathroom...
This post was edited on 11/26 12:53 PM by waltersobchack
A Humpty play about gettin' busy in the HumptyDump!

With Granny's Ceiling Cat pShop that makes this thread perfect.

Perfect.
 
I wanted to participate in this thread only if I could add something substantive, so here it is:

Neither Lois Potthoff nor Lois Feldman have any records in the online Iowa court records, so she's led a remarkably clean life (as far as the law is concerned) until now. Not even a traffic ticket shown. (You'd think at least ONE Lois Feldman would've been busted for something or at least gotten a divorce sometime within the period covered by the online records!)

I guess she decided that her debut event should be a real hum-dinger. Congrats, Lois, ya made it big.

Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if a year from now (or less) Lois is on the TV talk show tour pimping a ghost-written insta-book about how the Internet ruined her life...and then made her a millionaire.
 
I am guessing Thanksgiving will go something like this:

Hey whore, could you pass me the dressing.

Yo slut, what's it take for a person to get some rolls on this side of the table.

Hey Lois, I know how you like wine so I brought a box of Franzia Sangria
 
AT THE THANKSGIVING TABLE:

Lois: I need to run to the bathroom a minute honey.

Husband: Do I need to escort you this time?

After she leaves: Husband throws out plenty of obscenities.
 
A Thanksgiving wish for Lois:

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies be most fine.
Oh, and this Thanksgiving,
Better lay off the wine.


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I was in my wheel chair trying to get into the stall because I had to dump. So while you were getting off I had to sit in a big pile of poop. I had brand new tidy whiteys on too. Luckily I had a pair of black Dickey jeans on so you couldn't tell. Lady, you think the ride home was bad for you, imagine mine.
 
You guys figured SHE was from Ottumwa? When I first read it, I figured the 26 year old GENTLEMAN was from Ottumwa. It ceratainly was some gentlemanly behaviour.
 
I'm sorry but this whole thing is just comical. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, whether it's jail time or a trial by media/HROT users.
 
And to think.. I went to the Carroll county I-Club banquet like 5 years in a row.. and nothing exciting like that ever happened... lol..
 
wow I came back to read it and thought it was delted. It was like I had just put our family pet to sleep.

Thankfully found it in the Legendary room ....also who didn't see the "I was drugged" thing coming. It really is the one way to "save" her marriage.

I bet she would love to put a shank in Granny's back though.

nice work!
 
Wow!! Look at this comment left on the DM Rag story by someone.....

We all knew that it was just a matter of time before you were caught with you pants down. Obiviously the wine was a bit to much for you, if you were a supportive wife you would not be drinking, since Kelly has been to rehab for his drinking issues. When you do start to drink , we all know what happens you start to flirt, seduce and carry on with any man who will look at you. So that is what went on at the game, you started to flirt and you were dressed like a cheap hooker (and you thought you would see how far you could get with this kid. Years ago you should have got your life in order, the time you had a cat fight with a girl and bit her finger off? the night before your first wedding and you slept with the bestman? You recently went to your class reunion, so you could show everyone how cute, skinny, perfect and successful you were. What a slut. Move out of town and start over, maybe you can sleep your way to the top again where no one knows your past history.

DMR
 
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Originally posted by HMBK5:
Wow!! Look at this comment left on the DM Rag story by someone.....

We all knew that it was just a matter of time before you were caught with you pants down. Obiviously the wine was a bit to much for you, if you were a supportive wife you would not be drinking, since Kelly has been to rehab for his drinking issues. When you do start to drink , we all know what happens you start to flirt, seduce and carry on with any man who will look at you. So that is what went on at the game, you started to flirt and you were dressed like a cheap hooker (and you thought you would see how far you could get with this kid. Years ago you should have got your life in order, the time you had a cat fight with a girl and bit her finger off? the night before your first wedding and you slept with the bestman? You recently went to your class reunion, so you could show everyone how cute, skinny, perfect and successful you were. What a slut. Move out of town and start over, maybe you can sleep your way to the top again where no one knows your past history.

Yikes, TMI for many readers. Just enough for me though!

...and the plot begins to unfold.
 
Originally posted by HMBK5:
Wow!! Look at this comment left on the DM Rag story by someone.....

We all knew that it was just a matter of time before you were caught with you pants down. Obiviously the wine was a bit to much for you, if you were a supportive wife you would not be drinking, since Kelly has been to rehab for his drinking issues. When you do start to drink , we all know what happens you start to flirt, seduce and carry on with any man who will look at you. So that is what went on at the game, you started to flirt and you were dressed like a cheap hooker (and you thought you would see how far you could get with this kid. Years ago you should have got your life in order, the time you had a cat fight with a girl and bit her finger off? the night before your first wedding and you slept with the bestman? You recently went to your class reunion, so you could show everyone how cute, skinny, perfect and successful you were. What a slut. Move out of town and start over, maybe you can sleep your way to the top again where no one knows your past history.

THAT. IS. AWWEEESSSOMME!!!
 
Originally posted by HawkOptimist:

Originally posted by HMBK5:
Wow!! Look at this comment left on the DM Rag story by someone.....

We all knew that it was just a matter of time before you were caught with you pants down. Obiviously the wine was a bit to much for you, if you were a supportive wife you would not be drinking, since Kelly has been to rehab for his drinking issues. When you do start to drink , we all know what happens you start to flirt, seduce and carry on with any man who will look at you. So that is what went on at the game, you started to flirt and you were dressed like a cheap hooker (and you thought you would see how far you could get with this kid. Years ago you should have got your life in order, the time you had a cat fight with a girl and bit her finger off? the night before your first wedding and you slept with the bestman? You recently went to your class reunion, so you could show everyone how cute, skinny, perfect and successful you were. What a slut. Move out of town and start over, maybe you can sleep your way to the top again where no one knows your past history.

THAT. IS. AWWEEESSSOMME!!!

Well shes going to have to move pretty far away considering the coverage this is getting, haha
 
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