Want to eat or hot mess, part 2?

[torbee]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.



A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Sure, but I’d rather have more bacon instead of the tenderloin.

 

[artradley]

I would heartily enjoy about 1/5 of that. I simply cannot consume anything close to that quantity of food.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

$49 Special!

Proceed to eat and realize it's 10 tater tots, 1 tendie (sliced), and a smattering of fake cheddar and grass. Nods your head and take an Insta. 5k like. (It was soo worth it bro).

Offscreen- Did you get that take bro?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[BrianNole777]

I'd try at least a few bites at least.

 

[noleclone2]

 

[wilson reborn]

Looks real good. With ketchup

 

[TJ8869]

What’s the name of the bar?

 

[WSC72]

Looks real good. With ketchup

I’d go with mustard. But hey life is full of choices

 

[torbee]

What’s the name of the bar?

Purgatory Pub in Bettendorf. Popular with middle aged biker want-of-bees.

 

[TJ8869]

I’d probably give it a try, although I’m not sure I could finish all that bacon. It looks to be at least one and a half slices.

 

[SI_NYC]

Too much grease for me.

 

[SoProudNole]

F*^% no. Americans eat like goddamned pigs.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I would heartily enjoy about 1/5 of that. I simply cannot consume anything close to that quantity of food.

Yeah, that could easily feed a family of 4. Portion sizes in this country are ridiculous. The NP and I share a plate almost everywhere we eat out.

 

[NoleATL]

I would heartily enjoy about 1/5 of that. I simply cannot consume anything close to that quantity of food.

Same. We ate at an Italian restaurant in Key West last night and each ordered our own pasta dish. Never again. We left on the plate way more than we ate.

 

[Tenacious E]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.

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A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

Why wouldn’t one partake in that beautifulness?

 

[beanerhawk]

Looks real good. With ketchup

 

[torbee]

Why wouldn’t one partake in that beautifulness?

Self respect? Arterial health?

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

The fried egg seems out of place to me. Tenderloin is tiny.

 

[beanerhawk]

I'd give it a try, love some pork tenderloin.

Many people posted on here about the portion, I haven't finished a meal at a restaurant in probably 20 years. All the portions are ridiculous, the no pic wife and I split a meal most of the time anymore.

 

[beanerhawk]

The fried egg seems out of place to me. Tenderloin is tiny.

 

[ICWestfan]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.

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A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

Tendy looks good! I would prefer my eggs, bacon, and tots on the side. Sausage gravy on the tendy.

 

[OrlandNole]

HBOT enjoys OP's mom's tender loins. They are most definitely a hot mess.

 

[Tenacious E]

Self respect? Arterial health?

It's essentially a tenderloin basket but instead of putting tots/fries on the side, they are placed on the sandwich. You think it is healthier scarfing down Frank's or whatever shitty QC style pizza you champion?

 

[torbee]

It's essentially a tenderloin basket but instead of putting tots/fries on the side, they are placed on the sandwich. You think it is healthier scarfing down Frank's or whatever shitty QC style pizza you champion?

Oh I’d eat it lol.

Was just answering the rhetorical question.

 

[millah_22]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.

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A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

easy yes

 

[millah_22]

Looks real good. With ketchup

hellllllll ya

 

[millah_22]

Purgatory Pub in Bettendorf. Popular with middle aged biker want-of-bees.

 

[GOHOX69]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.

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A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

Would I? Why would I not? Yum.

 

[GOHOX69]

This is the right answer!

 

[BioHawk]

That's a hot mess. I might have eaten it in my 20's after a long night of drinking, but it doesn't look like anything I can tackle these days.

 

[goldmom]

Same. We ate at an Italian restaurant in Key West last night and each ordered our own pasta dish. Never again. We left on the plate way more than we ate.

When I go out to eat (becoming more rare) I almost always come home with a go box full of leftover food for the next day. Portions are just huge and I think it’s to help justify the price increases.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

The fried egg seems out of place to me. Tenderloin is tiny.

I don't get the desire to put a fried egg on stuff. O yeah, red Robin made a burger, it's gross.

 

[Hendy hawk]

F*^% no. Americans eat like goddamned pigs.

Wouldn't say I would eat it once a week, but once every month to every other month I probably would.

 

[NoleATL]

When I go out to eat (becoming more rare) I almost always come home with a go box full of leftover food for the next day. Portions are just huge and I think it’s to help justify the price increases.

Yes, we would have brought home last night's meals but went to a play afterwards... we're going to be splitting meals more frequently.

 

[NoleATL]

HBOT enjoys OP's mom's tender loins.

You call those TENDER? Dude...

 

[The Tradition]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.

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A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

I would absolutely smash that!

 

[chubby bunny]

Seems expensive. No way that I could finish it. That said, I’d love to try it. Mustard.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Local dive bar has this “tenderloin tower” on its menu.

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A tenderloin on Texas toast smothered with tots, cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Wouldja?

Abso-freaking-lutely.