Warchant Refugees: Do you remember the day the Locker Room died?

goldmom

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Not sure how sexuality or being from a deep-south town correlates one’s position on wearing shorts. Not sure how one’s self-consciousness of one’s inability to tan correlates with one’s position on other people wearing shorts. The last sentence in the post you responded to was clearly a joke, but it does not make his position on shorts any less bizarre or haughty.
I only remarked on Sexual orientation because someone hinted at it.
And shorts are viewed by some old school Southern types as an Easter/Labor Day seasonal garb along with linen and wearing white.
And lots of fair skinned Floridians- like yours truly-are sensitive to the fact we don’t have “nice tans”, but we have learned to somehow get along. 😐