Was Jesus Woke?

[noStemsnoSTICKS]

Things we know about Jesus:

• Washing his disciples' feet: Jesus taught his disciples to wash each other's feet as an example of servant leadership.
• Washing the feet of prostitutes.
• Feeding the hungry: Jesus fed thousands of people.
• Healing the sick: Jesus healed the sick and raised the dead.
• Teaching about service: Jesus taught the importance of serving others.
  
  
  
  So was he woke?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Duh, JC didn't even believe in collecting interest on loans.

 

[runkpanole]

Don’t tell no woke.

 

[McLovin32]

He had the virus. The woke mind virus. First ever case.

 

[MichaelKeller99]

He was an anarchist and would have condemned both parties.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

No only did he go woke,

2 Corinthians 8:9
For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though he was rich, yet for your sake he became poor, so that you through his poverty might become rich.

He went broke

 

[runkpanole]

He was an anarchist and would have condemned both parties.

Not true. MAGAs have been telling me how Donald is the chosen one.

 

[SoProudNole]

Woke AF.

 

[lucas80]

We should all be so woke as Jesus. I wish those who claim to do so much in his name would be a little more woke.

 

[MichaelKeller99]

Murdered by the government for pissing off the money changers (the Fed).

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

No only did he go woke,

2 Corinthians 8:9
For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though he was rich, yet for your sake he became poor, so that you through his poverty might become rich.

He went broke

He didn’t even own stocks? Doesn’t own any treasury bonds? No commercial real estate properties? Went around teaching the public at a non-profit school? You mean he was just like that commie, Tim Walz?

 

[hawkosx]

Yes, he reawokened

 

[Jimmy McGill]

He was essentially mix of the Black Panthers and the Red Cross. (no pun intended)