We need a little more Bird Flu here at Tradition Manor...

[The Tradition]

My neighbor has a horrible, no good, very bad, invasive camphor tree. At this time of year, camphor trees produce THOUSANDS of purple berries and the birds love them. For the past several days, there have been HUNDREDS of birds dining on the berries, then they fly over to the stately native oak trees on my property and cover my cars and my driveway with berry-poop!

I wish the bird flu would take these dirty birds out, but nooooooooooo.....

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Steel magnolias. Gif

 

[jasonrann]

 

[The Tradition]

I would LOVE to do that, but the HOA and local law enforcement probably wouldn't approve.

 

[TJ8869]

Isn’t there some sort of sonar device you could mount in your back yard?

 

[The Tradition]

Isn’t there some sort of sonar device you could mount in your back yard?

Do you have a link for such a device?

 

[TJ8869]

Do you have a link for such a device?

Google ‘ultrasonic bird repeller’.

 

[The Tradition]

Google ‘ultrasonic bird repeller’.

I find it hard to believe these things will work.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Wut

 

[TJ8869]

I find it hard to believe these things will work.

I have no idea. Never used one. It’s just a suggestion. Read the reviews and decide for yourself.

 

[The Tradition]

I have no idea. Never used one. It’s just a suggestion. Read the reviews and decide for yourself.

The Grainger one that's supposed to cover an entire acre (which I'd need) is more than $300! 😮

 

[TJ8869]

The Grainger one that's supposed to cover an entire acre (which I'd need) is more than $300! 😮

Grainger is notoriously overpriced on almost everything. I would see if the same product is available from another vendor.

 

[MichaelKeller99]

My neighbor has a horrible, no good, very bad, invasive camphor tree. At this time of year, camphor trees produce THOUSANDS of purple berries and the birds love them. For the past several days, there have been HUNDREDS of birds dining on the berries, then they fly over to the stately native oak trees on my property and cover my cars and my driveway with berry-poop!

I wish the bird flu would take these dirty birds out, but nooooooooooo.....

They’re probably masked, boosted and socially distanced…or they’d surely be dead.

 

[peacehawk]

Move your trailer to another lot.