What’s the most asshole thing about you?
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People who text and drive, especially the ones you notice are slowing up and down as they text, I will pull up next to them and if they are still intently texting away, I blast my truck horn.
Absolutely. They will be beside me look right at me then start merging into my lane. Happens a lot.
the worst thing about me is I just park wherever the heck I want at all times. I parked in front of a pawn shop one time looking at bikes. this lady comes out and goes, "you can't park here", I told her I usually park wherever the EFF I want. She went back inside.
I was at a local taco shop, kind of parked near the door , ramp going up to door. it was not designated handicapped. the owner came out and told me "do you always block the entrance like that?" told him the same thing, I park wherever I want. He said "a smart ass too"!!!
me and him are friends now.
I was in a no zone in front of a sandwich shop. the dude making my sandwich said, "there's no parking there". I told him I am not parked, I am standing.. the motor is running. he did not know what to do with that.
I have been a courier delivery guy for 30 plus years so I usually do what I want.
I was at a local taco shop, kind of parked near the door , ramp going up to door. it was not designated handicapped. the owner came out and told me "do you always block the entrance like that?" told him the same thing, I park wherever I want. He said "a smart ass too"!!!
me and him are friends now.
I was in a no zone in front of a sandwich shop. the dude making my sandwich said, "there's no parking there". I told him I am not parked, I am standing.. the motor is running. he did not know what to do with that.
I have been a courier delivery guy for 30 plus years so I usually do what I want.
you should see the crap I tell doctors. ha ha my wife is always making a list of things I need to bring up with the doctor because she's afraid I'm gonna go in there and freak them out.
Regrettably, it is in fact my asshole. It's just not very attractive at all.
Probably the most asshole thing about me is I absolutely cannot stand my late sister’s spouse. I try to love her and understand what my sister could have possibly seen in her, but she absolutely annoys the F out of me.
She thinks she psychic, can talk to the dead, constantly posts about my sister on Facebook (it’s been 18 months since she passed), calls me whenever she has to make any type of financial decisions because it was my sister’s insurance money, 99% of the time she’s bawling when talking, and finally, when I do give her advice, she will argue that advice until eventually tell her to just do whatever she wants. So many times I’ve given the phone to my wife and asked her to deal with her. My sister and I were alike in so many ways, except for our taste in women.
She thinks she psychic, can talk to the dead, constantly posts about my sister on Facebook (it’s been 18 months since she passed), calls me whenever she has to make any type of financial decisions because it was my sister’s insurance money, 99% of the time she’s bawling when talking, and finally, when I do give her advice, she will argue that advice until eventually tell her to just do whatever she wants. So many times I’ve given the phone to my wife and asked her to deal with her. My sister and I were alike in so many ways, except for our taste in women.
If you dive bomb all the way to where the lane ends and want to immediately get over, you are guilty of assholery. Don't cut the line, jerk.
Upon further thought, my patience runs the heck out when someone uses “like” many, many times in a short conversation.
It’s like they don’t like, know what they like, want to, like say. Like, just come out with, like, your thoughts.
Imma gonna give you a "like" for that, I mean, I like, get it.
Like, I, like your like and see your like.Imma gonna give you a "like" for that, I mean, I like, get it.
I was literally talking to my wife about this exact thing. I have very little sympathy for people in car accidents.
Ahhh… I found the asshole who doesn’t know how to zipper merge.
Anybody not merging at the last second is an asshole slowing up everyone up. Stop being an asshole who merges early and then cusses out everyone doing it correctly in the lane you left too early.
