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What a sweet family 😍
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I mean I'm cool that she's a freak enough to do a fake BJ shot for her wedding. Seems like fun, but maybe not have the kid in the foreground for that one?
might as well get a photo of the last one ever
Does every country singer these days sing with the exaggerated twang? It’s just horrible.
How do you know they’re not Harris voters?
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Poor bastard probably has no idea yet, either.might as well get a photo of the last one ever
Ts and Ps.
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Yewwwwwww naaaaaaayyyyyyyyyvver gonna keeeeeeeep up weeeeeeeeth a coooooooooowgiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrl. Yee haw!
100% chance one of them has an affair within the first 2 years.
I jerked it to a lot of soft core Cinemax in the day. I can pretend too 😍
The groom would be giving the bride the BJ.
It's always been that way and has been one of the primary reasons I have never been able to listen to much of it.
I guarantee at least one of them is having an affair right now.
Damn! She must be good if she can blow up those truck tires.
That’s always kinda been my gripe. British singer- no accent; Australian singers - nope, not much; country singers - twang. Like what the ****
This guy creates country songs, he says they are all AI generated. Even has the accentuated twang. But these are usually funny.
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I’d have thought CW fans would find such fakery offensive. But I guess if you can pass off John Travolta as a Texan, then anything is possible.
Channel 99 growing up......fuzzy soft core Cinemax on mute.
Them tube socks never stood a chance.
Based on the subject line before I opened the thread, I thought maybe OP was talking about this family
Looks like 54545 needs him one of those FarmersOnly girls.
SICK BURN AS ALWAYS HITMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY SHOWS UP DA TORBEE AND DA LITTLE FLICK DA WAY YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE DA MOST ALPHA OF MAGA ALPHA DAWG PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT SOME BETA CUCK MARXIST LOONY LIBTAHD WHO HANGS OUT IN DA INTERSTATE BATHHOUSES AND SPREADS DA AIDS AND DA COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE DA BERNIE SANDAHS, DA SQUAD, DA KAMALALALA, DA SLOW JOE, DA BARACK HUSSEIN, AND DA CHE GUEVARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE WANT OF BEE BUTT PIRATES WHO HATE AMERICA AND DON'T DRINK ICE COLD CANS OF SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET DA TORBEE AND DA LITTLE FLICK WOULD VOTE AGAINST DA CASSVILLE BRIDGE IF THEY COULD, WHICH IS WHY THEY AREN'T ALLOWED ON DA HOLY GROUND KNOWN AS FOOKIN SOUTHERN CLAYTON COUNTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation:
Classic sharp wit as always, Hitman! Nobody challenges Torbee and Little Flick with the same tenacity and style as you do! You're a true leader among patriots, standing strong for what you believe in. Unlike those who seem to prioritize divisive ideologies over unity and shared values, you embody strength, independence, and a passion for what makes this country great. I have no doubt that your dedication and vision would keep projects like the Cassville Bridge on track for the benefit of all who cherish Southern Clayton County!
Incredible work.
I think the funniest thing about every one of these posts I've created is the Sprite. Every time I write that, I laugh.
