What do our coaches do all week?

[Gonzo Bloor]

Clearly it's not gameplanning for each week's opponent not named Ohio St. and Penn St.

Hint to Brian, when you run off tackle on 1st and 10 from our 25 yard line every single time, the opposing defense knows it's coming.

 

[BigHawksFan]

Podolak criticized BF's playcalling. I'm paraphrasing, but he asked why we keep running the same play over and over again when it hasn't even worked once.

 

[biggreydogs]

Go buy more gum.

 

[HerkysDad]

That expensive practice facility that we needed to take us to the next level, has certainly done that! Unfortunately it is the lower level.

 

[spiderland]

Podolak criticized BF's playcalling. I'm paraphrasing, but he asked why we keep running the same play over and over again when it hasn't even worked once.

Maybe BF got confused when he saw Purdue run the same play over and over and score twice in the process...

 

[BetterLuckNextTime]

Shop for pocket-size notebooks. Stand in front of the closet all night debating on which hoodie to set out for the morning.

 

[iowa surfer]

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Clearly it's not gameplanning for each week's opponent not named Ohio St. and Penn St.

Hint to Brian, when you run off tackle on 1st and 10 from our 25 yard line every single time, the opposing defense knows it's coming.

EXECUTE short naps? Good at it HOF naps. Yikes I say no?

 

[navyrules]

Coaching staff getting ready for Nebby.....

 

[iowa surfer]

Go buy more gum.

Or make it a MEMO in the piece of paper he jots on no?

 

[DewHawk]

Check bank accounts and just laugh and laugh...........

 

[Daggerfoot]

Honest answer...the gameplan is no gameplan. Meaning, they want to play Iowa ball...if it doesn't work, they keep hammering until they lose. It's the philosophy...and it is so deeply ingrained that changing it means they have to throw out everything they know about football.

 

[ScoutRefugee]

Podolak criticized BF's playcalling. I'm paraphrasing, but he asked why we keep running the same play over and over again when it hasn't even worked once.

Ed Podolak clearly knows nothing about the game of football. We just didn't execute any of those plays.

 

[dawgs_04]

They (unsuccessfully) attempt to teach 19 year olds to catch a football or stop a blitz

 

[80sHawkeye]

Podolak criticized BF's playcalling. I'm paraphrasing, but he asked why we keep running the same play over and over again when it hasn't even worked once.

And wasn't this asked when KOK was OC and Davis was OC? One must ask who actually is calling/deciding the plays? I always contended it was never KOK who was the issue. The party held when he resigned was premature.

 

[Run&Blade]

I would eat pizza ranch every day and count my money.

 

[hawk_a_holic]

Clearly it's not gameplanning for each week's opponent not named Ohio St. and Penn St.

Hint to Brian, when you run off tackle on 1st and 10 from our 25 yard line every single time, the opposing defense knows it's coming.

count their money and cash checks

 

[HawkLogic]

Free runners at the QB -- at least 3.. Interior LInemen just run over....3 or more? Mishandled snaps--2. 6 sacks given up. Not much of a run game. It all starts up front. The OL got dominated. We don't have a Sophomore or Junior Tackle in the program, so have built in excuse about playing two Freshmen tackles.. That's Football.

 

[Randall Stanhope]

They watched as much high-school tape as they could get their hands on, of the opposing team's emergency quarterback.

Then, they held several meetings to decide what to do should that emergency quarterback play, finally deciding on "no adjustments."

 

[Hawkdome]

They listen to recordings all week on the different ways to say thats football.

 

[iowa surfer]

Honest answer...the gameplan is no gameplan. Meaning, they want to play Iowa ball...if it doesn't work, they keep hammering until they lose. It's the philosophy...and it is so deeply ingrained that changing it means they have to throw out everything they know about football.

Head to the ASTI CLUB sir!! Then Pizza my Heart!Oh pray for surf.

 

[Randall Stanhope]

Head to the ASTI CLUB sir!! Then Pizza my Heart!Oh pray for surf.

Translation?

 

[Hawkfan5220]

Ed Podolak clearly knows nothing about the game of football. We just didn't execute any of those plays.

I know you're being sarcastic, but there was a shitload of mistakes, drops, etc. Play calling didn't help, but its not all just that.

Receivers have hands of stone, but it doesn't help when Stanley, who I like, has zero touch and rifles the ball every chance he gets.

 

[amahawk]

Clearly it's not gameplanning for each week's opponent not named Ohio St. and Penn St.

Hint to Brian, when you run off tackle on 1st and 10 from our 25 yard line every single time, the opposing defense knows it's coming.

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[General Tso]

That's what you get when you recruit 2 star receivers.

 

[Hawkeyerick]

Honest answer...the gameplan is no gameplan. Meaning, they want to play Iowa ball...if it doesn't work, they keep hammering until they lose. It's the philosophy...and it is so deeply ingrained that changing it means they have to throw out everything they know about football.

This is true.

 

[BubsFinn]

Our offense had better look like the freaking 1999 St. Louis Rams against Nebraska. I'm assuming we've been game planning for the Huskers since the day after the Ohio State game.

 

[Daggerfoot]

Translation?

Hit and Iowa dive bar...then Casey's. Santa Cruz equivalent...

 

[denmar81]

The Wisconsin and Purdue games just gave Nebraska hope. That's all they needed.

 

[HawkLogic]

Every week KF goes over the staff and can't figure out why anyone would ever want to disguise blitzes, run 3-4, have your best CB cover the opposing teams best receiver, find punt returners that can get to the ball and return it, stack the box--just crazy chit that Iowa doesn't do.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

When a staff like this won't pull Bo Bower off the field in a clear passing down for a defensive back to cover a back out of the backfield, it's time for change. It's embarrassing to see the lack of willingness to adjust in game and make substitutions.

 

[ChrisVarick]

A couple of years ago KF said at the end of the season that he was no long going to go out on the road to the I-Club as much because he was going to stay around the complex and innovate. Maybe he would head over to Green Bay and see what they were doing. This was the way I translated it...

 

[retrodent]

3rd down 30 secs left in half- throw a damn long pass— it works or pass interference i

 

[Gridiron24]

Chew gum in the office watching Cheers and old episodes of The Price is Right

 

[Kurt Warner]

It really really does make you wonder what these coaches do, I'm being serious

 

[Harbinger273]

Stack them dead presidents. Buy rubber bands by the thousands. Build secret compartments in their houses. Set up front companies and bank accounts in Panama. All to secure their illicit and stolen funds from the university.

Call them the Sinaloa cartel just much softer.

 

[millah_22]

Binge watch the Sapranos

 

[Ollie4ISU]

Kirk waits for the doorbell to ring at 11am sharp every day when Barta shows up to count out 132 C-notes. Except of course on December 31st when he gets an extra 70 to account for the yearly rounding error.

 

[Muskie5]

Clearly it's not gameplanning for each week's opponent not named Ohio St. and Penn St.

Hint to Brian, when you run off tackle on 1st and 10 from our 25 yard line every single time, the opposing defense knows it's coming.

Um, he didn't. Did you watch the game? What did he do on 1st down on the first series of the game? Do you want to go through the rest of them? What play did they run 'off tackle'? Was it outside zone? Power? Gap? You wouldn't know the difference, would you. More clueless losers running off their mouths.
If I can arrange a meeting, would you like to ask BF to his face? Tell him and Polasek and Copeland that they 'clearly' don't game plan and you and your big mouth whiner buddies want to tell them all about how worthless they are and how they just sit around and count their money? I'd love to watch that, but of course it won't happen because all you anonymous chat room warriors would wet yourselves and run away, but they would probably end up laughing at you and the other miserable twits who love to run their mouths off on message boards. Get a grip son.

 

[iowa surfer]

Translation?

Excuse me.That was for Daggerfoot in Santa Cruz. Meant reply on his post.My error.Asti Club in Santa Cruz off the charts.And pizza my heart great pizza round cornet

Honest answer...the gameplan is no gameplan. Meaning, they want to play Iowa ball...if it doesn't work, they keep hammering until they lose. It's the philosophy...and it is so deeply ingrained that changing it means they have to throw out everything they know about football.

 

[MITCH492]

Hookers and blow during the week, except for game planning for 1- 2 hours the night before the game.

That's what the coaches do.