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What do you do when the Hawkeyes are on a two game losing streak?

nu2u

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You send in sexy Beth Mowiins to call the action that's what.

Listen, I've made a killing on Iowa games over the years with Beth on the mic. The key is to tune-in during pre-game and carefully observe Ms. Mowin's demeanor and how she is dressed.

If she is wearing a low(er) cut top and seems unusually perky, promptly call your bookie and go heavy for the Hawks. Its a sign from heaven - Iowa is going to win and cover. If she is bundled up you're on your own. Either way, Mowins at Kinnick means Iowa will get back on track.
 
Great opportunity to have the game on, sound off, listening to Alexa play my favorite songs.

When I see and hear meth Bowins I see a d hear heeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaawwwww heeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaw
 
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