What do you yell when you spill something/break something/hurt yourself?

[StormHawk42]

Making dinner tonight, it occurred to me that any time I spill something, it’s always “oh sh!t” followed by a “damnit [first name]”

If I’m doing some kinda of manual labor and can’t get something to start or screw in correctly, it’s always “come on you fuggin piece of sh!t”

I actually don’t have such a potty mouth in normal conversation otherwise.

 

[BelemNole]

I’m a big fan of GD-it but if I do something like burn myself while making bacon it’s usually a f bomb

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

F***

 

[lonestar50]

I’m a big fan of GD-it but if I do something like burn myself while making bacon it’s usually a f bomb

Samesies

 

[JWolf74]

I change it up. Variety is the spice of life. It's never something that would be considered acceptable in polite conversation.

 

[DooBi]

If it's not the f-word or shit it's "Mother of pearl!"

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

If it’s my fault - well, shit

If it’s a bad break - ffs

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I use f as a verb, adverb, adjective, and noun

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I use f as a verb, adverb, adjective, and noun

Gerund?

 

[Ray Kinsella]

F@#% me!

 

[fsu1jreed]

God damnit

 

[Moral]

Usually “garsh” or if it is less serious I’ll say “a-hyuck.”

 

[NDallasRuss]

I don't curse a whole lot, so if something bad happens - esp if I hurt myself - it's usually "son of a whore!".

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[noleclone2]

Right before I punch myself.

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Usually something like, "Hey OP's mom....get dressed and come clean this mess up!"

Thank you. Thank you. You've been a great crowd. Ol' Doodle will be here all week. Two shows on Friday and Saturday. Don't forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal. Thanks for comin' out everybody. Drive safely. Goodnight!!

 

[SolarHawk]

I curse all the time. Don’t know why, wasn’t raised by parents who cursed ever. I’m highly intelligent and there have been studies that correlate high intelligence with cursing so I’m going with that 😎

 

[HawkRugged17]

I curse all the time. Don’t know why, wasn’t raised by parents who cursed ever. I’m highly intelligent and there have been studies that correlate high intelligence with cursing so I’m going with that 😎

 

[unsubstantiated]

When I hurt myself I yell "THAT DIDNT HURT".

 

[Tenacious E]

Making dinner tonight, it occurred to me that any time I spill something, it’s always “oh sh!t” followed by a “damnit [first name]”

If I’m doing some kinda of manual labor and can’t get something to start or screw in correctly, it’s always “come on you fuggin piece of sh!t”

I actually don’t have such a potty mouth in normal conversation otherwise.

spill = god damn it
break = shit
injury = f*ck

 

[pink shizzle]

F*** or mother f*****
SOB
POS
F***in hell/sh*t
GD it or simply damn it
What in the GD f***

I also use this word a decent amount:

 

[IACub]

 

[Rustys Dad]

Mother Fletcher

 

[LuteHawk]

Dog Gone It
Son Of A Gun
Oh No

 

[DFSNOLE]

I made a conscious effort to stop cursing when my daughter was born 32 years ago. Just as cursing is a habit, not cursing becomes one too. Now, I can hit my finger with a hammer and the worst thing to come out is dang it.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Making dinner tonight, it occurred to me that any time I spill something, it’s always “oh sh!t” followed by a “damnit [first name]”

If I’m doing some kinda of manual labor and can’t get something to start or screw in correctly, it’s always “come on you fuggin piece of sh!t”

I actually don’t have such a potty mouth in normal conversation otherwise.

 

[hawkeye54545]

God f****** damnit

 

[HawCory]

I can't recall ever spilling, breaking something, or hurting myself doing menial household work.

If I did, I'd probably just grunt and grimace and move on.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I can't recall ever spilling, breaking something, or hurting myself doing menial household work.

If I did, I'd probably just grunt and grimace and move on.

So you are saying you don't do household work...

 

[onlyTheObvious]

“Wait two weeks”

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Whatever the Wheel of Obscenity lands on at the time. My personal list is quite long.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[ICWestfan]

Drop food- 5 second rule!

Screw up something- Mother of pearl.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Curses!