What is your all-time, best-ever TERRIBLE and/or STUPID movie line?

[torbee]

Mine is from the classic Road House.

"Pain don't hurt."

It is so, so, so dumb. I mean, the literal definition of pain is something that hurts. But Patrick Swayze delivers it so perfectly and it absolutely matches the absurdist tone of this ridiculous yet fun movie. I actually use it as a motivational saying when I'm trying to push through something that hurts but I need to keep going.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I actually use it as a motivational saying when I'm trying to push through something that hurts but I need to keep going.

Have you tried a stool softener?

 

[Hawki97]

Let me rewatch Star Wars Episodes 1-6 and get back to you. Not sure which line is the worst, but it's definitely in there.

 

[torbee]

Here is another one that is pretty dumb, but I still love. From a seriusly underrated 1980s movie:

"You just stay around here to f--k my mother and eat her food. MOTHERF---KER! FOODEATER!"

 

[TJ8869]

Skip to about the 2:50 mark unless you want to listen to Patton Oswalt describe his Ambien dreams. Also, depending on where you work, most likely not safe for work.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

"Shop Smart, shop S-mart"


"We've gone plaid"

 

[artradley]

Whatever it was, it was almost certainly uttered by Steven Segal.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Come on big D fly - From Hunt for Red October.

He has space dementia - Armageddon

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

 

[torbee]

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Love that line, but not sure I'd classify it as terribe or dumb.

It's a great way to get across the message it's time to get down to work and stop complimenting each other.

I actually use it often, lol.

 

[TennNole17]

insert Nicholas Cage in almost any movie

 

[cfbfan23]

Double Impact

JCVD - "Because of my big legs and karate, I can do the splits. No problem."

 

[SoProudNole]

insert Nicholas Cage in almost any movie

Yup.

 

[TennNole17]

Yup.

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Con Air has so many. Incredibly bad movie, that I will watch a little bit of

 

[CoachH]

Con Air has so many. Incredibly bad movie, that I will watch a little bit of

Saw this movie again the other night, "Look what you've done, to my sheets"--Fun Boy.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

"That John Denver's full of shit".

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Yup.

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his whole southern accent in this was just brutal.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

“I’m gettin’ too old for this shit”

Always sounds silly and cliche to me.

 

[TJ8869]

“I….am an F B I….agent!”

 

[SSG T]

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

 

[HawkMachine]

For the win:

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

 

[Finance85]

"I gots to know"

 

[bagdropper]

 

[torbee]

But “Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!” is in the Top 10 movie lines of all time 😂

 

[kn288]

Pick any Pat Healy line from Something About Mary. They're all gold.
"Those poor bastards are about the best thing I've got going"

 

[Fan In Black]

 

[FAUlty Gator]

 

[Tom Paris]

Whatever it was, it was almost certainly uttered by Steven Segal.

My favorite Segal line was, "That's for my wife. "F--- you and die.", after jabbing 2 halves of a pool cue into the sides of a guy's throat.

 

[Tom Paris]

"I gots to know"

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"I'm fresh out." I use this Clint line occasionally when it fits.

 

[McLovin32]

 

[davenporter]

Take your pick from Sylvester Stallone in the movie Cobra.
1. Up against the villian his response is" you're the disease and I'm the cure"
2. When villian threatens to blow up grocery store with hostages his response "Go ahead, I don't shop here"

 

[Aardvark86]

Mine is from the classic Road House.

"Pain don't hurt."

It is so, so, so dumb. I mean, the literal definition of pain is something that hurts. But Patrick Swayze delivers it so perfectly and it absolutely matches the absurdist tone of this ridiculous yet fun movie. I actually use it as a motivational saying when I'm trying to push through something that hurts but I need to keep going.

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there are so many wonderfully stupid ones, but the problem is that most of them are awesome, such as:

if it bleeds that means we can kill it

 

[jasonrann]

Pick any Pat Healy line from Something About Mary. They're all gold.
"Those poor bastards are about the best thing I've got going"

 

[Aardvark86]

My favorite Segal line was, "That's for my wife. "F--- you and die.", after jabbing 2 halves of a pool cue into the sides of a guy's throat.

ooooh segall is a primary source: take that to the (blood) bank

 

[HawkMachine]

if it bleeds that means we can kill it

That's funny, because I was just thinking of this:

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I say "Talk to me Goose" 5 times a day.

 

[Bro D]

 

[hawksense]

Who knows this one: “This is my hat, now.”

 

[torbee]

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Oh that is a fantastic pull!

Classic line from a classic movie, but if one thinks about it, absolutely cheesedick.

Noice!

 

[torbee]

I say "Talk to me Goose" 5 times a day.

The most homerotic line from the most homoerotic film in American cinema:

"I want somebody's butt, I want it now!"