what part of this rings least true?

[Aardvark86]

Suspects armed with ‘AK-47’ rob man after rear-end crash | ARLnow.com

Arlington County police are investigating an armed robbery in the Arlington Ridge neighborhood early Friday morning. The robbery happened around 1:30 a.m. at the intersection of S. Arlington Ridge Road and 23rd Street S. The victim told police that he was rear-ended by a black Ford Mustang or...

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A - that the perps would damage a perfectly good mustang or charger as a means to stop the victim who is already at a stoplight on a residential street at 130am?
B - that they would do so, to steal a little bling?
C - that they would bring an AK/long gun when a simple glock would do?
D - that they would be wearing ski masks to do so, in 90 degree heat?

 

[HawCory]

They all make sense to me from the perspective of a criminal. Most of the folks who earn that moniker are, to put it bluntly, stupid.

 

[Aardvark86]

They all make sense to me from the perspective of a criminal. Most of the folks who earn that moniker are, to put it bluntly, stupid.

nah, this is likely cover for drug deal gone bad.

 

[ConvenientParking]

nah, this is likely cover for drug deal gone bad.

Mebbe insurance fraud if the dude can prove he had expensive jewelry? People insure that stuff right?

 

[mnole03]

Dracos are pretty popular in the south.

Bumping people is also a widely used car-jacking method

 

[lucas80]

In today's America none of that seems implausible, or rings the least true.

 

[ping72]

Usually the cars they use for these things are stolen, so they don’t really care. And it’s not like either of those are super nice cars.