For me it was getting the dreaded Gamma Globulin shot. Didn't sleep for two nights due to the pain.
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I had to stand in a trash can and scream at anyone who walked by, "Sir, I'm garbage, sir!"
*waiting for Full Metal Jacket quotes and/or scenes*
Did not disappoint.I was the joker of our group, and even though our DI made me choke myself with his hand the first day of basic, I think he liked me best, so this isn’t about me. We had this real tub of lard who couldn’t do anything right, though. F***ing guy smuggled donuts back to the barracks and kept them in his footlocker. So DI finds them and makes US do PT while the guy, let’s call him Gomer Pyle, gets to stand there eating his donuts. Long story short, after that and a bunch of other acts unbecoming of a Marine, my buddies Cowboy, Snowball, and the rest of the guys gave Gomer a blanket party. Felt bad for the guy, truly. So that was the worst experience I’ve ever seen another guy undergo.
Also he ended up killing our DI and then himself, but we were off to Vietnam where we were haggling over prices with Saigon whores and getting our cameras stolen by karate fighting motorcycle riding locals almost immediately after, so you know.
I had to stand in a trash can and scream at anyone who walked by, "Sir, I'm garbage, sir!"
So true to this day.
Seems to me they pegged you right away.I had to stand in a trash can and scream at anyone who walked by, "Sir, I'm garbage, sir!"
Seems to me they pegged you right away.I had to stand in a trash can and scream at anyone who walked by, "Sir, I'm garbage, sir!"
I'm guessing you are correct.Which definition of pegging are you referring? I’m guessing both are likely true.
As I was moving, running really, I went to kind of jump over a log while ducking under a tree limb...nothing was on the other side. I fell about 25 feet into a river bed.
Arrived to Quantico as a dipsh*t 19 year old with no clue how anything worked. First night after being abused all day, was sent to bed with my contacts still in. I was scared sh*tless to leave my rack and get my lenses out and cleaned that I left them on the top of the locker. Never wore contacts again.
First jump. On the first day of live week we were offered the choice of hooking or passing and jumping the next day. Rule was if you hook, you jump. Period. I hooked. I changed my mind when I got to the door and attempted to diplomatically beg off jumping. 2 seconds later I found out what "Period" meant. As I hurtled out the door with a size 14 boot imprint on my backside, amidst the panic, I remember thinking the jumpmaster was clearly under appreciated for his "diplomatic" skills.
How many perfectly good airplanes did you jump out of when you were 19 years old? I'm guessing you were giant pussy afraid of the haircut.Why am I not surprised you were a giant pussy and didn’t want to jump.
How many perfectly good airplanes did you jump out of when you were 19 years old? I'm guessing you were giant pussy afraid of the haircut.Why am I not surprised you were a giant pussy and didn’t want to jump.
Between your brainwashing sessions.I was too busy in college...sacking quarterbacks and nailing coeds.
Between your brainwashing sessions.I was too busy in college...sacking quarterbacks and nailing coeds.
I heard Guys in Boot Camp in San Diego murmur "I aint volunteerin' for nuthin'" when asked to volunteer lol. Sorry about your predicament.asked me if I wanted to "volunteer" for KP.
Were you at "Swampy"?Well, there was the time I was in Jacksonville, NC and made a post in the Craigslist M4M section and... oh, wait, not what you're looking for...