What will the epitaph be on Chuck Grassley's headstone?

[sabula]

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[Rifler]

Don't know,.. but his headstone will be wet when I leave.

 

[Aardvark86]

"When I sponsored the False Claims Act after the civil war ended in 1865..."

Either that, or "👁️❤️X"

Or, "He Lived in Fear of a Populist Uprising"

 

[lucas80]

Pidgins

 

[Scott559]

“If u lost ur pet pidgin /it’s dead in front yard my Iowa farm

 

[McLovin32]

"I am now with the dead pidgin"

 

[noStemsnoSTICKS]

"One of the sheep who helped destroy the republican party."

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

He was a good man and dedicated public servant … until he wasn’t.

 

[lucas80]

Maybe something about his greatest achievement, the $600 hammer.

 

[HROT]

Gn but nt 2 b frgtten

 

[lucas80]

He was a good man and dedicated public servant … until he wasn’t.

I voted for him twice. He was fairly decent until 2010, then he went goofball after he saw some of his buddies get taken out by the Tea Party

 

[HawkNester]

“Here lies an example of necessary term limits”

 

[Aardvark86]

honestly, it's sort of a shame that this is a textual medium. i do a pretty mean chuck grassley impression.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Another career politician doing what career politicians do best.

 

[bagdropper]

I Was Once Respected

 

[TunzaHawk]

Too soon.

 

[Scott559]

I voted for him twice. He was fairly decent until 2010, then he went goofball after he saw some of his buddies get taken out by the Tea Party

I voted for him in 1980, I moved out of Iowa in 1984. Moved back in 2016 and have not voted for him again.

 

[uihawk82]

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"When I first started out I went after $100 hammers and toilet seats but then I started to get on the gravy train"

 

[onlyTheObvious]

He bequeathed his estate to be used towards a rain forest along I80

Never voted for him after that stupid saga

 

[h-hawk]

Balls Are the First Thing to Go

 

[LuteHawk]

Iowans voted me a career U.S. Senator for 48 yrs.....They were duped

 

[lucas80]

honestly, it's sort of a shame that this is a textual medium. i do a pretty mean chuck grassley impression.

Does it look something like this?

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

"All-time general election win / loss Record:
Grassley 19
Democrats 0"

 

[IACub]

No words, just a picture of him towing 27 lawn mowers behind a John Deere combine.

 

[lucas80]

"All-time general election win / loss Record:
Grassley 19
Democrats 0"

What was Harkin's record? 10-1? Then he retired a decade ago with dignity. Harkin actually passed meaningful legislation in his career versus Chuck who has coasted for decades. Now he's a mumbling old fool that Trump disrespects.

 

[hawksurprize]

"All-time general election win / loss Record:
Grassley 19
Democrats 0"

Too bad he never accomplished much.

 

[Scruddy]

"Public servant"

 

[lucas80]

Hard working farmers in Iowa are currently getting shafted by Eloon and Donald over payments owed to them by the Ag Department. Chuck, plus Breadbags and the rest, are meekly letting it happen. That should be Chuck's epitaph. Meek and ineffective.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

"When I first started out I went after $100 hammers and toilet seats but then I started to get on the gravy train"

And coffee pots.

 

[Moral]

If u lost ur pet Senator /it’s dead in front yard my Iowa farm