What's your best tool for picking your teeth without a toothpick or floss?

[FAUlty Gator]

What's your go to? Pen cap? Paper clip? Matchbook? Thread from shirt? What are people doing these days?

 

[Rifler]

Kind of embarrassing but I remember one time driving and being caught without a more appropriate tool,,,, I bit off a longer than necessary finger nail to do the deed,.. Points for creativity maybe?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Kind of embarrassing but I remember one time driving and being caught without a more appropriate tool,,,, I bit off a longer than necessary finger nail to do the deed,.. Points for creativity maybe?

I've done it. Great tool.

 

[Rifler]

I've done it. Great tool.

Damn,.. so not as creative as I thought..

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Push pin.
Safety pin.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Chewing gum

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

 

[Tenacious E]

What's your go to? Pen cap? Paper clip? Matchbook? Thread from shirt? What are people doing these days?

a plastic straw from a fast food joint, chomped flat on one end.

 

[BondHawk]

What's your go to? Pen cap? Paper clip? Matchbook? Thread from shirt? What are people doing these days?

Who the heck carries around matchbooks?

Tightly fold up a leftover gum wrapper.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Air compressor

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I usually just whittle my own toothpick or use grass or something else from nature.

 

[DooBi]

Matchbook is good. So is the straw from a fast food joint like already mentioned.

I also like the corner of the liner notes out of a cd.

 

[alaskanseminole]

sock floss.

I used to pull out a string here and there from my military socks (that were up to my darn knees under my uniform). It was great for getting a piece of rubber chicken out of my teeth from the chow hall during a meeting.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Who the heck carries around matchbooks?

Tightly fold up a leftover gum wrapper.

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[FAUlty Gator]

Buncha damned MacGuyvers on this board!

 

[QChawks]

 

[JWolf74]

A wrapper works well. Or even a sheet of paper in a pinch.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Toothbrush? I think that falls within rule

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

“Now that’s what I call a New York joint. You can pick your teeth with a New York joint.”

Anybody know who this quote belongs to?

 

[Bonerfarts]

I've twisted up some staples to unjam the lunch chicken.

 

[win4jj]

a plastic straw from a fast food joint, chomped flat on one end.

Yep. Or the smaller coffee stirring straws.

 

[millah_22]

What's your go to? Pen cap? Paper clip? Matchbook? Thread from shirt? What are people doing these days?

The box of Business cards I never hand out

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Who the heck carries around matchbooks?

Tightly fold up a leftover gum wrapper.

^This, or any small scrap of paper will suffice in most cases.

 

[hawkeyeandy]

Like Rifler, fingernails. But not in front of the Mrs. (no pic). That sets her off.