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Where will the Trump Presidential Library be?

I know what book will be in it:
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Maybe he should build his library across the entire border and it could also serve as his wall. Of course, Mexico will pay for it.

Wherever it is, Im sure it’ll have a casino and golf course so he can profit from it.
 
Probably at Mar-a-lago . . . if there is one.

I'm not sure there will be one because Trump isn't big on reading and book learning.

I think there is a good chance he just builds the Trump presidential monument instead of a library. It will likely be a 600 ft tall gold painted statue of himself. Along with a labryrinth detailing his rise from being the poor son of a dirt farmer, to a war hero in Vietnam, where he once beat the shit out of the coward John McCain in a fight because John McCain tried to grab a girl by the pussy and the great honorable Donald Trump would not have a fair maiden assaulted in his presence. To the time killed 500 NVA soldiers with his bare hands, and won the Vietnam war for 'merica, received the metal of honor, to college where he got straight A+'s and was first team All American in Basketball, Soccer, and Football and won the Heisman, would have been drafted into the NFL, NBA, and MLB, but declined to go into business for hismelf and became the world's first and only trillionare, to defeating the evil Hilary Clinton in the presidential race in the largest landslide in the history of the country, to becoming the greatest president in the history of the country.

Why would Trump build a library when he could build the world's largest statue and a labryinth that testifies to his greatness.
 
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Would he even want one? Would any population center want it?
Some sh**hole in Florida will take it.
The funny thing about that is presidential libraries are also working institutions for scholarly research. Trump famously refuses to commit anything to paper, and doesn't send emails. He bristles at people who even take notes of meetings. What will be in the library? And, since it will be in Florida it'll probably be affected by climate change and have to be built to withstand a category 7 hurricane. But, since Trump will insist on being in charge of the project he'll use substandard contractors and materials, skim money, and it'll implode in a stiff breeze.
 
"Mr. Trump, who is your favorite author?"

DT : "Tom Wolfe"

"have you read Bonfire of the Vanities?"

DT:"No I haven't"

"so what are you reading now?"

DT : "Tom Wolfe's latest book."

"Bonfire of the Vanities?"

DT: "yes. That's the one."
 
At the base of Mount Rushmore, once he is added to the monument you can visit both at the same time.
 
It won't be at Mar-a-Lago, those members don't want the riff raff that would come with visiting the library. I would presume Liberty University.
 
At the base of Mount Rushmore, once he is added to the monument you can visit both at the same time.

That’s actually the perfect metaphor: at the top, great men who loved our country. Below, a reminder of the lowly, corrupt bottom feeder that came furthest below them in history for them to look down on. You can then read about how far short of great men this reality TV fraud came.
 
He is a New Yorker for sure and they treat New York is number one always so it will be in New York
 
He is a New Yorker for sure and they treat New York is number one always so it will be in New York
His popularity is pretty low in NYC. Also, there are multiple criminal investigations going on right now in New York over misuse of funds at the Trump Foundation, and illegal dealings at Trump Co. It makes sense that he'd want the glamor of NYC, but maybe Florida will do.
 
As with the thoughts about Liberty University, Alabama is a place it would be welcome, but Trump would hate visiting any city in Alabama or Lynchburg. He is popular at these places, but he has complete disdain for the people that live there.
 
This man is being fun of more now than before he achieved the title of illegitimate (p)resident.
 
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