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Which Presidential Candidates Are Aliens?

Nov 28, 2010
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As in aliens from outer space.

Some of these guys don't quite seem to have mastered the ability to pass as human.

If you knew that some were aliens, which candidates would you suspect?

Ted Cruz gets my top vote. I mean he just looks weird and always speaks in cliches and buzzwords.

When I listen to Cruz talk, I'm reminded of an old Sliders episode in which the Professor finds himself a political candidate on an alternate Earth where he has no clue about the issues. In one speech, while fumbling for something to say, he proclaims "I'm for the good things, and against the bad things." Which earns him a standing ovation.
 
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