Who is more accomplished: Donald Trump or Jesus Christ?

[DirtyJohns97]

Jesus Christ:
Walked on water
Healed the sick and blind✅
Started his own church✅
Probably played a little soccer
No elected office
Death penalty conviction

Donald Trump:
Made sweet kicks for all to walk in✅
Gave us Ivermectin
Started his own university
Owned football team 25-13 record✅
2x President✅
Felony convictions, no jail time✅

 

[Flie]

Jesus Christ:
Walked on water
Healed the sick and blind✅
Started his own church✅
Probably played a little soccer
No elected office
Death penalty conviction

Donald Trump:
Made sweet kicks for all to walk in✅
Gave us Ivermectin
Started his own university
Owned football team 25-13 record✅
2x President✅
Felony convictions, no jail time✅

The snake oil was a pretty big deal for some.

 

[95Hawk]

 

[NorthEndzoneCrew]

I wasn’t sure who to vote for as I thought they were one and the same

 

[jonesy5960]

How many Big Macs could Jesus eat in one sitting? Game over bruh.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

How many Big Macs could Jesus eat in one sitting? Game over bruh.

Jesus Christ:
Gave supporters filets of fish and bread

Donald Trump:
Gave supporters Big Macs and French fries ✅

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

I’m nonreligious, but the historical Jesus does not deserve to have his name disparaged by being compared to one of the fattest, dumbest, smuggest, most self-absorbed, crookedest mother ****ers to ever walk the planet.

The historical Jesus is worthy of honor and respect. Donald Trump is deserving of nothing but scorn and disdain and a Big Mac-induced heart attack.

 

[HROT]

Jesus: Worshipped for 90 minutes on sunday
Trump: Worshipped 24/7

 

[yrunvs]

Jesus saved the world
President Trump saved the country
Jesus wins.

 

[Moral]

People that died n the cross are losers and suckers. I like my prophets alive.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Jesus saved the world
President Trump saved the country
Jesus wins.

This is mental illness in real time.

God, you ****ing people are sick.

 

[Huey Grey]

I'm atheist. Even I'm like, "Why you gotta do Jesus dirty like this?"

 

[LuteHawk]

The family tree of Donald Trump is a cactus, because everyone
on it is a prick.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

I’m nonreligious, but the historical Jesus does not deserve to have his name disparaged by being compared to one of the fattest, dumbest, smuggest, most self-absorbed, crookedest mother ****ers to ever walk the planet.

The historical Jesus is worthy of honor and respect. Donald Trump is deserving of nothing but scorn and disdain and a Big Mac-induced heart attack.

☝🏻 For some reason, this comment makes me think of trigglypuff.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

☝🏻 For some reason, this comment makes me think of trigglypuff.

Why are you posting a gif of your wife?

 

[BrianNole777]

Jesus resurrected from the dead.

We shall see of Trump does. 😆

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Jesus resurrected from the dead.

We shall see of Trump does. 😆

Donald Trump:
Starred in #1 hit show The Apprentice ✅

Jesus Christ:
Didn't own a TV

 

[thewop]

Well, Jesus rose from the dead and the unrighteous band of evil leaders was unable to stamp him out, and his popularity has grown exponentially after his death and miracle resurrection.

I realize Trump has so far transcended the attacks of the evil leaders and dolts of our time, but Jesus sets a pretty high bar... I'm skeptical trump can achieve the post-mortem success Jesus has, so I gotta go with Jesus in this one.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Why are you posting a gif of your wife?

Lame, but par for the course for you, rAgNaR.

PS. WTF makes you think I’d marry someone like you? Sheesh.