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Who will be first Cabinet Member to Quit (or get fired)?

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My guess is Hegseth. I don't think sobriety will work well for him.

"They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'..."
That is a good guess but remember there were so so many of Trumps first cabinet secretaries that got fired, guit of a cloud of ethics and crap, and those who couldnt hack it with the Dumpster.

We should also start and over under on the number of original cabinet members who dont make it thru 4 years.
 
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That is a good guess but remember there were so so many of Trumps first cabinet secretaries that got fired, guit of a cloud of ethics and crap, and those who couldnt hack it with the Dumpster.

We should also start and over under on the number of original cabinet members who dont make it thru 4 years.
Love that idea. Should also start an over under on how many days go buy until there's a white house leak. Man, leaks happened about every other day during his first term.

Of the 15 Cabinet level positions, I predict four make it all four years.

Chief of staff will be 1.2 years.

Pres secretary will last 9 months.

There will be a WH leak by day 5.
 
It’s not technically a cabinet position, but I would say Elon Musk.

As long as people keep up the jokes and commentary that musk is the real president, there’s no way those two egos will survive together. Trump is already crying about it.
 
My guess is Hegseth. I don't think sobriety will work well for him.

"They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'..."
There should have been a similar thread for Biden’s original cabinet, with the slight twist being…how many of his cabinet members will never be fired regardless of their poor performance? 🥴. I guess they had no choice but to get rid of that odd ball (he/she?) who kept stealing luggage in airports.
 
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Would be fun to be on the inside and watch them all eat the orange turds ass during cabinet meetings and then go off and try to out do and back stab each other to stay in the graces of Orange Jesus.

Would make for some good Harvard case studies in how not to run an organization. Will be another Trump failure.
We've saw that last time. Remember this:

 
The bar is so incredibly low. What could one possibly be fired for when being an alcoholic sexual abuser doesn't prevent you from getting the job in the first place?
 
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Love that idea. Should also start an over under on how many days go buy until there's a white house leak. Man, leaks happened about every other day during his first term.

Of the 15 Cabinet level positions, I predict four make it all four years.

Chief of staff will be 1.2 years.

Pres secretary will last 9 months.

There will be a WH leak by day 5.
Gawd, being his press secretary and Comms chief has to just be a roaring headache 24/7
 
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