Who would you have for sponsors if you were a PGA Professional?

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

Discussion on the course came up last week about who would you have as your sponsors if you were on tour.

Had to choose one from each category.
- Apparel Company (Nike, Travis Mathews and so on)
- Automobile (Mercedes, Lincoln and so on)
- Golf equipment (Callaway, Titleist, Taylor Made and so on)
- Random company (Delta, Netjets, DeWalt, Monster, AT&T and so on)

 

[Aardvark86]

Laughing Clown Malt Liquor

 

[Funky Bunch]

Pornhub

 

[ParkerHawk]

Hoka, those things are expensive

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

With the usual mix of Ping, Titleist, NetJets, and Porsche, I’d certainly throw in:

Hooters, the Wynn, and the Iowa Hawkeyes.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Rep Nike, play pings, Porsche,



Bad Boy Mowers. Only because it's the funniest bowl sponsor I can think of.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Trojan

 

[HROT]

Apparel - Travis Mathew (by far the less brightly colored / hipster golf polos)
Auto - Jaguar (great looking logo)
Equipment - Wish I was good enough for Titleist, so probably TM
Random - Roman Digital Health

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

I went with
Travis Mathews
Acura
Callaway
And my random would be Micky's IC.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Viagra and all my club covers would be dicks.

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

Pornhub

Grow up....

 

[seminoleed]

Wicked Dolphin Rums
Chevrolet Corvette
Atlanta United Soccer Club
Bimini Bay clothing
No golf equipment ads, though; if they're that good, why let the competition know?

 

[Scott559]

Equipment is tough because as someone who truly has a very mixed bag that I paid for going with just one would be difficult, Probably choose Titleist.

Apparel. Nike
Shoes, Ecco
Vehicle, Acura
Random, Swarm

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[Scott559]

A friend of mine sports some of their golf apparel. Well done!

 

[joelbc1]

Hoka, those things are expensive

Vijay has that market cornered, apparently.

 

[On Iowa]

Whoever paid me the most.

 

[im4hawks50595]

High end strip club and have stripper as my caddie

 

[13thman]

<Fill in the blank> dispensory

 

[Funky Bunch]

Grow up....

Okay, NastySeniors.com

 

[torbee]

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Kwik Star or a Burrito chain.

 

[TJ8869]

Hoka, those things are expensive

You can get a pair for 19.9$ if you click on a spam email link.

 

[stickman80]

Tampax.

The way I drive they would let me use the ladies tee.

 

[SeaPA]

- Apparel Company - Travis Mathew shirts, they're incredibly comfortable; Footjoy shoes
- Automobile - the way I've been spraying the driver lately, would have to be a JEEP to get me to my ball
- Golf equipment - probably PING, my iron of choice for years (but I've varied between Callaway & Tailormade drivers, and use a Scotty C putter
- Random company - either Trulieve or a high quality tequila

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I've put some thought into this.

First choice would be a major Resort/ Casino. They have jets and all that other stuff at their disposal

Then I think someone like Visa would be a home run. Would probably have a blank spending check from them.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

apparel - Carhartt
car - Nissan Z
golf - Kroydon
random - Casey's Pizza

 

[cfbfan23]

I’d sign a whopper contract with Costco and go “Kirkland” on everything. Liquid IV (mixed with Kirkland water) would be my beverage representation.