Why am I pooping so much?

[General Tso]

No real definable change in my daily eating/drinking habits but it seems like the last month or two I've been pooping 3-4x day vs my usual 1-2x day. And not just little dribblers, but legit ass emissions. What gives?

 

[luvmyhawks]

Funny you should ask as I sit here on the throne for the third time today wondering the same thing.

 

[HROT]

WebMD says you could be having network connectivity issues

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Sounds like butt cancer

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[HawkMachine]

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Sleep on your back. The moon’s gravity is pulling shit out of your ass.

 

[bagdropper]

I'm no doctor, but my guess is it's because you're literally full of shit.

 

[Joes Place]

I'm no doctor, but my guess is it's because you're literally full of shit.

Seen it a million times.

Heading into a contested election, OP is being exposed to so much bullshit, it's building up inside of him
Has to exit somewhere...

 

[jasonrann]

 

[BrianNole777]

Ask your doctor

 

[Joes Place]

Ask your doctor

....and return the unused boxes of "Colon Blow" back to the store.

 

[southlakehawk]

coffee ??? that kicks my number 2 system to go...

 

[Hawki97]

 

[General Tso]

coffee ??? that kicks my number 2 system to go...

Yes but no more or no less than usual

 

[General Tso]

It's more like a sausage maker