Why do all Iowans wear camouflage?

[FsuSeminoleFBnBB4Life]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

 

[BizarroMoral]

I wear camo to hide from the deers and it also make me look really cool and attracts all the hot womenfolk.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I have to give you a like for your screen name but that's as far as it goes....

 

[The Tradition]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

Go away.

 

[ft254]

I have to give you a like for your screen name but that's as far as it goes....

Not me. It's BBnFB4Life.

 

[McLovin32]

OP sucks more than OP’s mom.

 

[BelemNole]

OP sucks more than OP’s mom.

But not as well

 

[Gonolz]

So that Dick Cheney won't be able to see and shoot them.

 

[Scott559]

I wear it to hide from Nole invasion, I requested camo for HRot.

 

[McLovin32]

But not as well

I wouldn’t know.

 

[BelemNole]

I wouldn’t know.

Neither as well as you.

 

[naturalmwa]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

 

[McLovin32]

Neither as well as you.

 

[IamHawkeye]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

Is this a trick question?

 

[SalAunese]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

Iowans and other upper midwesterners fought in the western theater and the Union Army in the western theater was arguably comprised of the toughest troops in the Civil War. They showed the South and the world at the time what modern warfare was all about. They certainly made Georgia “howl.”

Plus we gots some real deers up here. Should try it sometime!

 

[Herkmeister]

I wear camouflage so Mrs. Herk can’t find me. It’s how I get out of vacuuming.

 

[SalAunese]

I wear camouflage so Mrs. Herk can’t find me. It’s how I get out of vacuuming.

A couple months ago, my mother had a little snit fit with my dad because he “doesn’t lift a finger around the house.” So he went and bought her one of these:

 

[Fan In Black]

So I can do surprise butt secks.

 

[QChawks]

I own no camo

 

[The Tradition]

I own no camo

You poor, bro?

 

[Herkmeister]

So I can do surprise butt secks.

Butt you’re always alone when you do it.

 

[SSG T]

I wear it because I'm in the Army.

 

[QChawks]

You poor, bro?

Not a redneck. I rarely wear jeans too.

 

[Herkmeister]

A couple months ago, my mother had a little snit fit with my dad because he “doesn’t lift a finger around the house.” So he went and bought her one of these:

Smart man your dad. Now we know where you get it.

 

[The Tradition]

I wear it because I'm in the Army.

I always wonder why military guys are wearing camo unis at the Hampton Inn at breakfast. Are they getting ready to invade the Mexican restaurant next door?

 

[Herkmeister]

I always wonder why military guys are wearing camo unis at the Hampton Inn at breakfast. Are they getting ready to invade the Mexican restaurant next door?

You on your second blunt you disrespectful Floridian!!

 

[Moral]

I own a lot of DCU, ABU, and camo from the USAF. If you see a guy fishing in DCU gortex in the spring or fall say hi.

 

[Herkmeister]

I own a lot of DCU, ABU, and camo from the USAF. If you see a guy fishing in DCU gortex in the spring or fall say hi.

Ohhhhh, that smell is fish?

 

[luvmyhawks]

Ohhhhh, that smell is fish?

No. It’s pussy.

 

[unIowa]

With all the benefits that have been mentioned I think the real question is why don’t you Noles wear camo?

 

[BubsFinn]

I consider myself to be an Iowan, and I don't think I've ever worn camo in my life.
And the mere concept of a Florida Man talking smack to Iowans is funny.

 

[Tenacious E]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

Beautiful WOB if you meant “seceder”

 

[Cougar63]

Beautiful WOB if you meant “seceder”

Not a WOB, just idiocy. WOB would be saying "suck seeders" or something less ridiculous that "succeeders"

 

[JRHawk2003]

I always thought the Iowa uniform was the thermal shirt underneath a T-Shirt

 

[SoDakHawk]

I always thought the Iowa uniform was the thermal shirt underneath a T-Shirt

Hey! That's what we wear when it's in the 20s, when the temp drops below 15 is when a camo jacket comes on.

 

[Gonolz]

With all the benefits that have been mentioned I think the real question is why don’t you Noles wear camo?

I could use some camo today. It is so cold here today that I don't think I can comfortably wear shorts and might need a long-sleeve T-shirt.

 

[hawkssox1]

You fought for the north. And you continue to do without this boarder wall funding. Might as well be succeeders.

Dont you Necks have something else to do?

 

[SalAunese]

I don’t think I even own any camo. I did run into a lot of camo/duck gear being passed off as everyday casual/Sunday best during my stay in Birmingham tho.

 

[CuttyDoesIt]

To hide from the 7% minority population