Why do apes have no tails?

[The Tradition]

Everything else has a tail. How did we lose ours?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I banged OP’s mom.

Sorry. Kinda tired. Mailed that one in.

 

[Fan In Black]

guinea pigs don't have tails

 

[seminole97]

Link

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

You don’t have a tail?

 

[The Tradition]

guinea pigs don't have tails

Yes, they do... they're just little tails.

 

[The Tradition]

You don’t have a tail?

It would be really cool to have a nice fluffy fox tail.

 

[OILCHECKER]

Didn't need them any more.

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

It would be really cool to have a nice fluffy fox tail.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

OP's tail was removed when he was circumcised.....

or when he had has hysterectomy.....I always get the two confused.

 

[Fan In Black]

Yes, they do... they're just little tails.

if I can't see it it doesn't exist.

 

[Masterprime]

Everything else has a tail. How did we lose ours?

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Everything else has a tail. How did we lose ours?