Why does Mitch McConnell look like Emperor Palpatine?

[torbee]

The hands are creepy enough, but what is happening to his face?! Is this what happens when evil and Trump-jizz combine in your stomach? 🤢

 

[Jimmy McGill]

What you talking about Willis?

 

[torbee]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mcconnell-health-senate-election/2020/10/27/4859b99e-1865-11eb-82db-60b15c874105_story.html

 

[SSG T]

Selling your soul personified.

 

[gojojo]

And people say zombies don't exist. McConnell clearly proves that assertion is incorrect.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

She’s not “hot” but Mitch definitely out punted his coverage

 

[BioHawk]

....Because he is Palpatine.

 

[Huey Grey]

I saw a meme saying that if Mitch's hand gets any blacker, he won't allow it to vote.

 

[Herkyalert]

She’s not “hot” but Mitch definitely out punted his coverage

Chances are he's never made her orgasm and she sleeps with other dudes.

 

[torbee]

She’s not “hot” but Mitch definitely out punted his coverage

I bet she lives in a pit in his mansion and is only sprayed off and brought out for special occasions. Look at those eyes- clearly Stockholm Syndrome or a silent scream scenario.

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

Dang, not just Palpatine but "undead" Palpatine.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Because he is old, twisted and evil.

Pretty simple really.

 

[lucas80]

Mrs. Lucas said his hand discoloration might be related to dialysis.

 

[billanole]

Mrs. Lucas said his hand discoloration might be related to dialysis.

Not to be ugly, but... wait a minute, yes to be ugly.
It would be awesome if the die-alice had happened prior to the Supreme Court confirmation.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I bet she lives in a pit in his mansion and is only sprayed off and brought out for special occasions. Look at those eyes- clearly Stockholm Syndrome or a silent scream scenario.

Pretty close...she's part of the Trump Cabinet.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Something with anticoagulants would be my guess.

Honestly, though, I don’t give a crap what happens to Mitch McConnell.

 

[lucas80]

Pretty close...she's part of the Trump Cabinet.

Anyone else remember when Ciao and the rest of the cabinet took turns praising the incredible greatness of President Trump? One of the most disgusting spectacles in American politics I’ve ever seen.

 

[gojojo]

She’s not “hot” but Mitch definitely out punted his coverage

To be fair, it would be impossible for him to marry down.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Anyone else remember when Ciao and the rest of the cabinet took turns praising the incredible greatness of President Trump? One of the most disgusting spectacles in American politics I’ve ever seen.

 

[ghost80]

"He's a bad banana with a ........greasy black peel""""

 

[TunzaHawk]

He does not have many years left. It’s amazing what political power will do to someone that they would want to spend their last days playing politics.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

To be fair, it would be impossible for him to marry down.

Debatable

 

[Flie]

The hands are creepy enough, but what is happening to his face?! Is this what happens when evil and Trump-jizz combine in your stomach? 🤢

They say the evil power changes you....

 

[billanole]

They say the evil power changes you....

The dark side has consequences.

 

[lucas80]

Mitch doesn’t appear to be doing any in person campaigning.

 

[millah_22]

The hands are creepy enough, but what is happening to his face?! Is this what happens when evil and Trump-jizz combine in your stomach? 🤢

He touched one of Trump's Horcruxes