Why Iowa is #2 party school..Grandma does beer bong...

[reedsposer22]

Grandmother does a beer bong, this made me laugh hard:

 

[markfromj]

2012 NIU game in Chicago. Good times.

(Remember the 2007 game there, when the city was going to open the lots at 10:00 am for the 1:00 game, and Barta had to tell them that in that case they would have1000s of Hawk fans stopped on and tailgating on Lake Shore Drive? So, they had to open at 7:00 am...hilarious.)

 

[QChawks]

They’ll come to Iowa City for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn on Melrose, not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your front lawn, as innocent as freshman, longing for the past. “Of course, we won’t mind if you park,” you’ll say, “It’s only fifty dollars per vehicle.” And they’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it, for it is money they have and prime tailgating they lack. And they’ll walk off to drink and sit in their hoody on a perfect afternoon and find a tippy cup game somewhere along the side of the house where they partied when they were undergrads. And cheer their partners. And they’ll watch the bags game, and it’ll be as they’d drank themselves into a slight stupor. The pot smoke will be so thick, they’ll have to brush it away from their faces. Iowa drunks will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years Ray, has been tailgating. America has rolled by like empty kegs at a frat. It’s been erased like a DJK's stat's, rebuilt like the the Hamburg Inn and erased again. But tailgating has marked the time. This lawn, this drinking game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was bitchin', and that could be again. Oh drunks will come, Ray. Drunks will most definitely come.

 

[Myvue]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

 

[GlenHawk]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

 

[theIowaHawk]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

Well that is sure a simplistic view. Do you blame video games and R movies as well?

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

 

[QChawks]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

Have a beer and relax

 

[ichawks]

They’ll come to Iowa City for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn on Melrose, not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your front lawn, as innocent as freshman, longing for the past. “Of course, we won’t mind if you park,” you’ll say, “It’s only fifty dollars per vehicle.” And they’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it, for it is money they have and prime tailgating they lack. And they’ll walk off to drink and sit in their hoody on a perfect afternoon and find a tippy cup game somewhere along the side of the house where they partied when they were undergrads. And cheer their partners. And they’ll watch the bags game, and it’ll be as they’d drank themselves into a slight stupor. The pot smoke will be so thick, they’ll have to brush it away from their faces. Iowa drunks will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years Ray, has been tailgating. America has rolled by like empty kegs at a frat. It’s been erased like a DJK's stat's, rebuilt like the the Hamburg Inn and erased again. But tailgating has marked the time. This lawn, this drinking game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was bitchin', and that could be again. Oh drunks will come, Ray. Drunks will most definitely come.

Made my day QC!

 

[CuttyDoesIt]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

That escalated quickly

 

[MepoDawg#]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

Your vue is false.

 

[JWolf74]

Drinking and drugs is at the root of almost all crime. To bad so many don't understand that. A lot of good people ruin their lives and the lives of others by their animal like behavior after drinking.

I bet you're a lot of fun at keggers.

 

[ichawk24]

Beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

 

[BubsFinn]

So maybe if Grandma had hit an actual bong, we’d be #1? Spark that bitch up, Granny!

 

[whatsup12579er]

That is only the 2nd best grandparent beer bong I've seen in Iowa City

 

[markfromj]

That is only the 2nd best grandparent beer bong I've seen in Iowa City

Not in Iowa City.

 

[WhatsTheWord]

QC that was great! I sent it to my kids and told them that I had copied and pasted it from HR. Brought a tear to my eye.

 

[WhatsTheWord]

Beer is proof that God loves us... Ben Franklin

 

[QChawks]

QC that was great! I sent it to my kids and told them that I had copied and pasted it from HR. Brought a tear to my eye.

Lol glad I could bring a little happiness to your day

 

[LeonRussell]

They’ll come to Iowa City for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn on Melrose, not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your front lawn, as innocent as freshman, longing for the past. “Of course, we won’t mind if you park,” you’ll say, “It’s only fifty dollars per vehicle.” And they’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it, for it is money they have and prime tailgating they lack. And they’ll walk off to drink and sit in their hoody on a perfect afternoon and find a tippy cup game somewhere along the side of the house where they partied when they were undergrads. And cheer their partners. And they’ll watch the bags game, and it’ll be as they’d drank themselves into a slight stupor. The pot smoke will be so thick, they’ll have to brush it away from their faces. Iowa drunks will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years Ray, has been tailgating. America has rolled by like empty kegs at a frat. It’s been erased like a DJK's stat's, rebuilt like the the Hamburg Inn and erased again. But tailgating has marked the time. This lawn, this drinking game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was bitchin', and that could be again. Oh drunks will come, Ray. Drunks will most definitely come.

Greatest post in the history of this message board.